Posted: June 2nd, 2006, 21:19
How is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098141/">The Punisher</a> not in that list? It's a classic. Also, it involves ninjas.Nickface wrote:I can't narrow down 5 movies into my all time top list.
But, I can tell you my top 5 shitty action movies starring <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000185/">Dolph Lundgren</a>:
1. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105698/">Universial Soldier</a>
2. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102915/">Showdown in Little Tokyo</a>
3. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0321997/">Detention</a>
4. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117653/">Silent Trigger</a>
5. <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368688/">Direct Action</a>
Ah, reminds me, 5 game-influencing movies:eion wrote:<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104684/">Hard Boiled</a>
Dune? DUNE?Roman Totale wrote: 5) Eraserhead (actually, anything by David Lynch - yes! including Dune godammit!)
Now, I saw Dune as a kid and enjoyed the fights and worms and fights with worms. Then I enjoyed the book as a teenager and watched the film again. I just saw it as an elaboration on scenes from the books rather than an incomplete story.Joose wrote:Dune? DUNE?Roman Totale wrote: 5) Eraserhead (actually, anything by David Lynch - yes! including Dune godammit!)
David Lynch fan I may be, but im also a fan of the dune books. Watching the dune film is therefore akin to having red hot sand pushed carefully into my eyeballs.
Joose speaks truth. David Lynch should be.Joose wrote:Dune? DUNE?Roman Totale wrote: 5) Eraserhead (actually, anything by David Lynch - yes! including Dune godammit!)
David Lynch fan I may be, but im also a fan of the dune books. Watching the dune film is therefore akin to having red hot sand pushed carefully into my eyeballs.
Dune the film has the wierd sonic weapon things, which are not in the books. It also does a load of things without explaining whats going on in any way, leaving people clueless. "why has that big floating grub just vomited light? Hang on, are they on another planet now? how did that happen?" This is not good storytelling.Dog Pants wrote: Now, I saw Dune as a kid and enjoyed the fights and worms and fights with worms. Then I enjoyed the book as a teenager and watched the film again. I just saw it as an elaboration on scenes from the books rather than an incomplete story.
Okay, you got me there. It took me so long to read the book that a few things happened in the film that I just assumed I'd forgotten had happened in the book. I still enjoyed it though, maybe because I'm not a fan.Joose wrote:Dune the film has the wierd sonic weapon things, which are not in the books. It also does a load of things without explaining whats going on in any way, leaving people clueless. "why has that big floating grub just vomited light? Hang on, are they on another planet now? how did that happen?" This is not good storytelling.Dog Pants wrote: Now, I saw Dune as a kid and enjoyed the fights and worms and fights with worms. Then I enjoyed the book as a teenager and watched the film again. I just saw it as an elaboration on scenes from the books rather than an incomplete story.
Also, the big rainstorm at the end is both not in the books, doesnt seem to have any kind of cause, and totally breaks the logic of the storyline. Spice is *needed* for spaceflight to happen, spice comes from sandworms, sandworms are poisoned by water. So Fucking Huge Rainstorm = No more space flight, which in turn leaves Muad-dib the emperor of an unreachable and utterly fucked empire.
Alright, that is fairly win. But the film is a disgrace... Just like the Dune games made by Westwood... Atredies are red, dammit! Ordos!? ORDOS!?Roman Totale wrote:The voice of the Guild Navigator rocks too.
I loved the film also and I've watched it many times. Mostly I enjoyed it as a cool sci-fi romp with some great lines, nice sets, characters and costumes. It didn't really have to make a lot of sense for me as I enjoy that kind of vague pretension. Obviously it doesn't compare to the book (only read the first one) but I think Lynch made a good stab at it, maybe several stabs with a blunt spoon.Roman Totale wrote:I agree with everything you say, but there is just something about that film that I love.
The voice of the Guild Navigator rocks too.
I channel hopped onto this last week - awesome film.mrbobbins wrote: ....
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I cannot like that film purely for the fact that the book stamps it into oblivion with it's awesomeness.Sheriff Fatman wrote: Bladerunner (and most other Ridley Scott films)
Not even for the cinematography and atmosphere?Roman Totale wrote:I cannot like that film purely for the fact that the book stamps it into oblivion with it's awesomeness.Sheriff Fatman wrote: Bladerunner (and most other Ridley Scott films)
The book is 'Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep' by Philip K Dick* and I highly reccomend it to everyone.
*who also wrote the books that the films Total Recall, Minority Report, A Scanner Darkly and many nore were based on.
To be fair, the film was an adaptation of the book, not a translation. Expecting a film to compare to a book is somewhat hopeful to say the least.Roman Totale wrote: I cannot like that film purely for the fact that the book stamps it into oblivion with it's awesomeness.
Best of all the animals.mrbobbins wrote:OMG is he a simulant?, is he not?, does he know?
DIRECTORS CUT!!!!
Oh he's a Unicorn