I almost did a hitler

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 14th, 2007, 14:58

eion wrote:*looks at thread title*

Now how could you ever have even thought of associating the two?

eion · Post by **eion** » September 14th, 2007, 15:00

Also, it wouldn't have been the end of the world, thanks to recent advances in medical science.

Woo Elephant Yeah

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » September 14th, 2007, 15:21

Probably didn't read the title properly, but your brain had still picked up the word Hitler and made it easy for you to make the link.

Woo Elephant Yeah

Lateralus wrote:Probably didn't read the title properly, but your brain had still picked up the word Hitler and made it easy for you to make the link.

THIS

Happens a lot when I try to read forum stuff quickly.

At least I had a reason to finally post captain wobbly bollock on the forums again

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 14th, 2007, 15:31

Its still not real. But to scratch my ball instead of balls would feel strange and be a constant reminder, I think I'd probably get a fake ball if I lost one.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » September 14th, 2007, 18:19

eion wrote:Also, it wouldn't have been the end of the world, thanks to recent advances in medical science.

Ahem.

Thank you for your interest in patented Neuticles and the revolutionary testicular implant procedure for PETS.

Think we can get one for Ty?

azra3l · Post by **azra3l** » September 14th, 2007, 23:04

Ty seems to forget that his mate has a 5punk account..

oddly enough, one of the many souvenirs i got from my time working in the operating theatre is a prosthetic testicle. its like a mini nork implant :D

Ty, i think you owe me a VERY large drink mate :D

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 14th, 2007, 23:19

Must have been a bad day at work to walk away with a fake testicle as a souvenir!

azra3l · Post by **azra3l** » September 14th, 2007, 23:40

i have all kinds of odd stuff.

a set of sillicone breast implants and a £22000 titanium prosthetick hip/thign and knee joint that is used to replace bones are among my collection.

weird the things you pick up in 10 years in a operating theatre :D

eion · Post by **eion** » September 15th, 2007, 3:55

HereComesPete wrote:Must have been a bad day at work to walk away with a fake testicle as a souvenir!

Better than walking away with one of your own real testicles in a jar of formaldehyde as a souvenir.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 15th, 2007, 4:03

Thats what I was getting at. Going home from work with a fake testicle, because he'd lost one of his real ones...

eion · Post by **eion** » September 15th, 2007, 4:19

HereComesPete wrote:That's what I was getting at. Going home from work with a fake testicle, because he'd lost one of his real ones...

If that happened to me, I'd get at least two fakes implanted (in addition to the real one), just for the occasional opportunity to freak people out.

Post by **HereComesPete** » September 15th, 2007, 12:08

Go to a doctor who hasn't had a chance to see your medical notes,

'there's something wrong with one of my testicles doctor'

'okay, then lets have those trousers off to have a look, what seems to be the problem?'

'well doc, I keep getting an intermittent stabbing pain in the left one'

'ok, lets see if I can, OH MY FUCKING GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE, WHAT IS THAT!

'much lols'

eion · Post by **eion** » September 16th, 2007, 15:31

HereComesPete wrote:ok, let's see if I can, OH MY FUCKING GOD IN HEAVEN ABOVE, WHAT IS THAT!

Honestly, I hear that all the time.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 16th, 2007, 17:25

eion wrote:Honestly, I hear that all the time.

TNWSS

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » September 16th, 2007, 22:43

Mate of mine has a prosthetic nut, he hammers it with a shoe on a table at the pub alot, to shock people that don't know about it, the look on their face is priceless.

Post by **Grimmie** » September 16th, 2007, 23:30

MIkkyo wrote:Mate of mine has a prosthetic nut, he hammers it with a shoe on a table at the pub alot, to shock people that don't know about it, the look on their face is priceless.

Has he ever hit the wrong one in error?

cashy · Post by **cashy** » September 17th, 2007, 9:54

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: "Hitler, has only got one ball
the other, is in the hospital,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
she cut it off when he was small"

-And dropped it in the deep blue sea,
Where the fishes, got out their dishes,
and had scallops and bollocks for tea."

/blatantly different accounts of the event

Post by **FatherJack** » September 17th, 2007, 10:03

MIkkyo wrote:Mate of mine has a prosthetic nut, he hammers it with a shoe on a table at the pub alot, to shock people that don't know about it, the look on their face is priceless.

As opposed to their looks of disgust when he puts his bollocks on the table.