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Posted: January 24th, 2009, 22:29
by Stoat
"I DEMAND BOW-TIE PASTA! IN A DELICIOUS SAUCE!" in the voice of Joe Pasquale. "It is for my monkey you see," it continued, at a lower tone, "because...
Posted: January 24th, 2009, 22:33
by deject
"...he has the bad AIDS, and is going to SPREAD IT TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT WE SAY!"
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 13:13
by MIkkyo
Lukily Bill had been living in the woods for so long that his/her immune system had been built up to such epic proportions, that she/he had fought off the bad AIDS twice now, then suddenly
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 13:18
by Mr. Johnson
His sister Jill returned to him, out of breath, telling him...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 13:59
by friznit
"There's something wrong in the woods! It's the animals, they're...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 14:04
by Dr. kitteny berk
Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 14:07
by Stoat
"Dr. Robotnik has been very busy," thought Bill as he carefully put on his...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 14:12
by The Shutting Downs
Godzilla suit, and prepared to...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 14:44
by MIkkyo
fist
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 14:45
by Grimmie
..a stray gopher.
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:00
by Mr. Johnson
Jill looked at him in minor disgust, and open her suitcase to...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:10
by Roman Totale
Another dimension where right angles had never been invented and time was decimalised. The last time she'd been here was...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:15
by buzzmong
...a week last Tuesday when she was hunting for a new pair of suspenders and...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:19
by Dog Pants
A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:19
by MIkkyo
Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:19
by Stoat
a slide-rule A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT. There was no time to think about geometry HUGE FUCKING ROBOTS or undergarments now though, she had to find something that was neither huge nor a robot, namely...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:22
by Mr. Johnson
...her lost cat sparkles, who had...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:25
by MIkkyo
Dog Pants wrote:A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:28
by The Shutting Downs
With a ...
Posted: January 25th, 2009, 15:29
by Stoat
... smaller robot tied around its' neck. She couldn't have got far.
The cat was important, though. She wouldn't be allowed in to the fortress without one.
"Where should I look first?" she wondered.