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by Stoat » January 24th, 2009, 22:29
"I DEMAND BOW-TIE PASTA! IN A DELICIOUS SAUCE! " in the voice of Joe Pasquale. "It is for my monkey you see," it continued, at a lower tone, "because...
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by deject » January 24th, 2009, 22:33
"...he has the bad AIDS, and is going to SPREAD IT TO YOU IF YOU DO NOT DO WHAT WE SAY!"
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by MIkkyo » January 25th, 2009, 13:13
Lukily Bill had been living in the woods for so long that his/her immune system had been built up to such epic proportions, that she/he had fought off the bad AIDS twice now, then suddenly
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by Mr. Johnson » January 25th, 2009, 13:18
His sister Jill returned to him, out of breath, telling him...
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by friznit » January 25th, 2009, 13:59
"There's something wrong in the woods! It's the animals, they're...
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by Stoat » January 25th, 2009, 14:07
"Dr. Robotnik has been very busy," thought Bill as he carefully put on his...
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by Grimmie » January 25th, 2009, 14:45
..a stray gopher.
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by Mr. Johnson » January 25th, 2009, 15:00
Jill looked at him in minor disgust, and open her suitcase to...
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by Roman Totale » January 25th, 2009, 15:10
Another dimension where right angles had never been invented and time was decimalised. The last time she'd been here was...
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by buzzmong » January 25th, 2009, 15:15
...a week last Tuesday when she was hunting for a new pair of suspenders and...
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by Dog Pants » January 25th, 2009, 15:19
A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
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by MIkkyo » January 25th, 2009, 15:19
Dog Pants wrote: A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
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by Stoat » January 25th, 2009, 15:19
a slide-rule A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT. There was no time to think about geometry HUGE FUCKING ROBOTS or undergarments now though, she had to find something that was neither huge nor a robot, namely...
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by Mr. Johnson » January 25th, 2009, 15:22
...her lost cat sparkles, who had...
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by MIkkyo » January 25th, 2009, 15:25
Dog Pants wrote: A HUGE FUCKING ROBOT!
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by Stoat » January 25th, 2009, 15:29
... smaller robot tied around its' neck. She couldn't have got far.
The cat was important, though. She wouldn't be allowed in to the fortress without one.
"Where should I look first?" she wondered.
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