The Grove

Post by **Roman Totale** » May 5th, 2006, 21:41

Triple malt scotch for Grove only. 5punks KEEP OFF

Post by **FatherJack** » May 5th, 2006, 21:45

Roman Totale wrote:
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Triple malt scotch for Grove only. 5punks KEEP OFF

Wait til they taste sirfil's "special ingredient".

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » May 5th, 2006, 21:47

i made my point in UD.

remove me from the wiki page if you don't mind

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » May 5th, 2006, 21:48

FatherJack wrote:Wait til they taste sirfil's "special ingredient".

LOL

I wondered what you were doing hunched on the floor behind the bar

Post by **Roman Totale** » May 5th, 2006, 21:57

spoodie wrote:
FatherJack wrote:Wait til they taste sirfil's "special ingredient".
LOL

I wondered what you were doing hunched on the floor behind the bar

I thought that was when he was preparing the "Baileys".

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » May 5th, 2006, 21:57

was anyone else secretly hoping for an all out war?

i know i was

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » May 5th, 2006, 21:59

Roman Totale wrote:I thought that was when he was preparing the "Baileys".

thats naaaasty

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » May 5th, 2006, 22:17

Duke of Ted wrote:was anyone else secretly hoping for an all out war?

i know i was

I can think of one person who I reckon wouldn't have been too disappointed by more violence.

Post by **Grimmie** » May 6th, 2006, 0:40

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#  RomanTotale said "Can't I leave you lot alone for more than 10 minutes?" (05-05 20:38 BST)
# RomanTotale said "And why does Grimmie have a blow up donkey sellotaped to his back?" (05-05 20:38 BST)
# bilko said "Any Grove members be on the lookout for the following PKers: Mo Brains,Norflung Jaw,Casey Bennent,mrcatbert,Hooha(note spelling),girthezombie. Kill on site don't revive. Zerged the Bank killed many members. Let every building know!!!" (05-05 21:12 BST)
# gotchya said "You can finish your pub crawl on your face Casey. Tell your friends when they get revived too." (05-05 21:45 BST)
# gotchya killed Casey Bennent. (05-05 21:46 BST)
# OversizeLoad said "do you think we should have told them that wasn't beer they were drinking? That it's the chiled zombie piss we keep in the keg, keeps the nature strip out the front nice and green" (05-05 23:37 BST)

Niiiice..
This boylin place don't look too friendly either.
Who votes I spray over their current message?

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » May 6th, 2006, 0:53

Grimmie wrote:Who votes I spray over their current message?

sorry i beat you to it. Feel free to spray over it with something a little less juvenile and unimaginative

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 6th, 2006, 8:19

Why do they think we're PKers? This Casey Bennet guy PKs someone and the assume they're part of out group? I just can't be arsed trying with them any more. Lets just move away - there's plenty more of Malton to see.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 6th, 2006, 8:51

They've fucked the 5punk Wiki page up now, all it says is

you assholes wanna be silly? I'll show you silly

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » May 6th, 2006, 9:02

Fix'd

This guy did it
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Burnin_Joe

Either someone is having a laugh and trying to get us to fight or they're just a bunch of complete and utter paranoid wankers

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    *  sirfil said "Hey everyone, look at this kitten I just 'shopped!" (05-06 02:39 BST)
    * temjin said "hey...5punk...just listen to me for a second, i'm from the grove, and we really don't want to fight you. reading your wiki (before burningjoe killed it) i see that someone was pretending to be a 5punk member but really wasn't. i think he was" (05-06 03:05 BST)
    * temjin said "actually the one who initiated the physical violence, and if so then this whole war is the result of a pointless misunderstanding. i apologize for killing girthezombie, and i will revive him at once if you can tell me where he'll be tomorrow" (05-06 03:06 BST)
    * temjin said "hey it's rasmus. hang on, dont start shooting, im trying to see if negotiations will work" (05-06 03:06 BST)
    * temjin said "anyway i'm willing to stayhere overnight as a gesture of trust, i'd like it if you wouldnt kill me" (05-06 03:07 BST)
    * Ramsus said "Fine I'll stand right here. If they kill me it's war. If they want to talk then we'll talk." (05-06 03:07 BST)
    * temjin said "roger that. we should probably call off the stike on this building until we figure out what's up, i suppose. i'll get on that in the forums" (05-06 03:08 BST)
    * han solo said "5punk,Why have you attacked us?" (05-06 03:22 BST)
    * an oompa loompa said "oompa loompa doompity doo, 2 5punk members are 1 square below you, oompa loompa doompity dee, here are the profiles for you to see: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336130, http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=196399" (05-06 03:34 BST)
    * an oompa loompa said "oompa loompa doompity doo its seems that most in here are part of that too, oompa loompa doompity dah, i guess its no use warning the PKars" (05-06 03:41 BST)
    * temjin said "hahahahahaha oompa loompa is such a badass. i love that guy" (05-06 04:48 BST)
    * han solo said "so do i temjin,i remember him from the old days" (05-06 04:54 BST)
    * han solo said "well we are here you got our attention,5punk,we are here ate half health,kill at will but know this .you know ,say your pease,what is your beef,if you are a good group,if not well......." (05-06 05:04 BST)
    * han solo said "5punk,why!! are you good or with the pkers and zombies?Cannonball Crew the Alliance of Giddings is also composed of such groups like the CMS-Meta, Creedy Defense horse, Army Control Corps, Penny Arcade Rebel Alliance, Axes High, Maslton Fire Department an" (05-06 06:12 BST)
    * han solo said "and the rest of the Department of Emergency Management just to name a few.so i sak agian ....why???" (05-06 06:14 BST)
    * han solo said "i have never heared of you, and we have potected judgewood sence the out break(the begiing of the game)tell me why or as God as my witniss,5punk pub crawl, YAY!!!, SUPER HAPPY FUN TIEM,i wi make you eat those words!!!" (05-06 06:19 BST)
    * han solo said "ok,...lets make peace not war ,if you are a good group tell me,if not ....open the gates of hell, unleash the hounds of war!! Z-team, meet the A-team,i am so sick of this human on human fighting." (05-06 06:33 BST)
    * han solo said "give me more pics of you killing us,temjin,Ramsus,i have pics of your group killing us,so i can show the othere grroups,rock on with you bad self,YAY!!!,SUPER HAPPY FUN,ya he he,i'm so pisssssseed,again why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (05-06 06:47 BST)
    * han solo said "before i give your names and profiles to our friends to put on there pk list(,and the site is not on the wiki ,thats for newbes,)tell me why!!.the real clammy,spoodie,RomanTotale,Stapleballs,LordGrimmie,Brobbins,Duke of Ted,sirfil,KamikazeStoat," (05-06 07:16 BST)
    * han solo said "the rest of you ight want to clear out this could get blooody" (05-06 07:21 BST)
    * han solo said "peace man!" (05-06 07:22 BST)
    * han solo said "war or peace ....what will it be?" (05-06 07:23 BST)
    * Ramsus said "Dude stop yelling. They probably get the point by now. They obviously aren't on right now." (05-06 07:32 BST)
    * han solo said "Ramsus,got your point but they will be,did you right the crap on the wall?" (05-06 08:44 BST)
    * han solo said "sorry Ramsus but they killed me did they kill you? i want to know why." (05-06 08:51 BST)
    * han solo said "hhmmm,i've been looking around are people impersonating,you guys( 5punk)?the more i look the more it makes no sense,i guess if i wake up dead i'll know.peace." (05-06 09:16 BST)
    * Ramsus said "Ok just so you know the spraypainting up there isn't from us. Nobody in our group is dumb enough to use homosexual as an insult. I would assume that someone is trying to get us to fight." (05-06 09:45 BST)

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 6th, 2006, 9:13

Right, I think we've been fooled by some arseholes stirring trouble here. I'm going to try and straighten this out.

EDIT: Also, guys please lets leave their graffiti alone so we can put this to bed.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » May 6th, 2006, 9:17

Dog Pants wrote:Right, I think we've been fooled by some arseholes stirring trouble here. I'm going to try and straighten this out.

Good man!

Mister T · Post by **Mister T** » May 6th, 2006, 9:53

Hi 5punk. I am Mister T from The Grove. Firstly it is not The Grove who have decalred war or did anything to your site, Burnin Joe is not part of The Grove.

The reason that so many of us (and McZeds and presumably the Keyblades and the MDF) are upset is not because of any grafitti campaign, rather, that at least 5 of our members (I don't know how many from McZeds, Keyblades or MDF) logged in this morning to find they were PKed by people with 5Punk, 5Punks or Z-Team in their Group heading on their profile. The profiles of some of the attackers are listed below:

deathonastick - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=198937 5Punks
girthezombie - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=203363 5Punks
Hooha - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=153100 Z-Team
MadSoothsayer - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=227679 5Punk
Mo Brains - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294326 5Punk
mrcatbert - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=292618 Z-Team
Norflung Jaw - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274410 5punk
Smoke D Tekter - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=315369 Z-Team
Stranger Amoung You - http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=197527 5Punk

Having read through your forum and your WIKI page it doesn't strike me that you are a PKer group. Perhaps this is an attempt to get us to fight each other for reasons unknown to us, if you are able to help clarify this issue with any of the names listed above then perhaps we can pool our resources and potentially work together.

Regards...

Mister T

Post by **Dog Pants** » May 6th, 2006, 9:59

I can 100% confirm that not one of those people up there are from our group. I think we've been royally had here and I propose we postpone our pub crawl so we can work together to teach them a lesson. Who's with me?

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » May 6th, 2006, 10:16

Sounds like fun.

MANHUNT GO TEIM!

Post by **Grimmie** » May 6th, 2006, 10:55

Phew! Diplomacy! Hooray!
It's odd that we've randomly gained an enemy against us, someone who'd be going to so much trouble to grab together a band of imposters to make us look bad.. Maybe someone didn't agree with a review we made?

Angry landlords?

cashy · Post by **cashy** » May 6th, 2006, 11:45

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    *  Brobbins said "Casey Bennet is NOT part of 5punk and NOT part of the ub crawl, so I'm not sure what they'll be finishing on their face, *yawn* well this was rather dull have fun guys" (05-06 01:51 BST)
    * lenny the mook attacked you for 10 damage. (05-06 02:57 BST) ...and again. (05-06 02:57 BST) ...and again. (05-06 02:57 BST) ...and again. (05-06 02:57 BST) ...and again. (05-06 02:57 BST)
    * lenny the mook attacked you for 5 damage. (05-06 02:57 BST) ...and again. (05-06 02:57 BST)
    * You heard a distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the south. (05-06 10:12 BST)

You have been killed.

Prediction

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=314712

mofo

(currently swaying in shervord place)