Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:06
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
HW DRE U CRCT MY SPELIN!!!
IM GOIN 2 KIL U!!!
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Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:07
mrbobbins wrote:Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
HW DRE U CRCT MY SPELIN!!!
IM GOIN 2 KIL U!!!
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:08
OMFG TYPING BOT!
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:08
Berk, did you know that bukka......
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:09
Nickface wrote:Oh my fucking God, there appears to some kind of typing robot!
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 17:10
pffft.Lateralus wrote:Berk, did you know that bukka......
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 18:34
this made me lol. i made this one up so i could chant at some ginger kid at college who has been pissing me off. to the tune of 'batman smells' (honestly cant remember the original song):
ginge is faaabulous, ginge is faaabulous,
his balls aint dropped and he's 4 foot 3,
but nobody's ginger in his family tree,
cause his mom fucked the milkman for 50p
ginge is faaabulous, ginge is faaabulous,
his balls aint dropped and he's 4 foot 3,
but nobody's ginger in his family tree,
cause his mom fucked the milkman for 50p
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 18:57
What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:00
WIKKEH!Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:03
A site called WikiDr. kitteny berk wrote:WIKKEH!Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?
Berk has on autocomplete,
answers my question.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:11
A three-line poem, typically with 5, 7 and 5 syllables in each line. Doesn't have to rhyme, infact it's probably considered poor form if it does.Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?
Sentence structure is usually thrown out of the window in order to fit the constraints, or just, perhaps, to sound 'arty'. Can often be pretentious wank, although it's not a requirement.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:24
well cashy is confused
this realy all you need to do?
cant i just feed ducks?
this realy all you need to do?
cant i just feed ducks?
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:26
pfft. i think there's seasons and gender involved somewhere, if you're doing it properly.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 19:29
cashy wrote:well cashy is confused
this realy all you need to do?
cant i just feel ducks?
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 20:22
haiku is really easy
anybody can do it, you too!
japan must be sad
anybody can do it, you too!
japan must be sad
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 21:00
Damn you haiku,
Your form is not true!
Ending before you begin.
Your length is too short,
No space to retort
Or go rambling off on a whim.
Oh please take it away!
I really must say
That haiku just isn't for me
Give me structured verse
On which to converse
And there will be a bumming for thee.
Your form is not true!
Ending before you begin.
Your length is too short,
No space to retort
Or go rambling off on a whim.
Oh please take it away!
I really must say
That haiku just isn't for me
Give me structured verse
On which to converse
And there will be a bumming for thee.
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 21:30
Here I am in the middle of a war,
when a friendly face pops around the door.
I turn to him for a friendly talk,
but he runs at me instead of a walk.
What's this he has held aloft in his hand,
as he throws it at me and it lands on the sand.
I look at it worryingly, to only hear click,
"a grenade!" I exclaimed to the stupid prick.
A split second passed and I knew I would die,
but I laughed out loud when I saw the Piano in the sky!
when a friendly face pops around the door.
I turn to him for a friendly talk,
but he runs at me instead of a walk.
What's this he has held aloft in his hand,
as he throws it at me and it lands on the sand.
I look at it worryingly, to only hear click,
"a grenade!" I exclaimed to the stupid prick.
A split second passed and I knew I would die,
but I laughed out loud when I saw the Piano in the sky!
Posted: March 21st, 2006, 21:41
Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Here I am in the middle of a war,
when a friendly face pops around the door.
I turn to him for a friendly talk,
but he runs at me instead of a walk.
What's this he has held aloft in his hand,
as he throws it at me and it lands on the sand.
I look at it worryingly, to only hear click,
"a grenade!" I exclaimed to the stupid prick.
A split second passed and I knew I would die,
but I laughed out loud when I saw the Piano in the sky!
This... FTW... Funniest thing I have seen in years, I kept thinking Monty Python and the Holy Grail throughout the whole game. Posted: March 21st, 2006, 21:49
Death cannot smother love
Dead hearts are not allways broken
Plant a kiss upon my corpse
Love blossoms
/Sterotypes go!
Dead hearts are not allways broken
Plant a kiss upon my corpse
Love blossoms
/Sterotypes go!