Poems

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 21st, 2006, 17:06

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
HW DRE U CRCT MY SPELIN!!!

IM GOIN 2 KIL U!!!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 17:07

mrbobbins wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
HW DRE U CRCT MY SPELIN!!!

IM GOIN 2 KIL U!!!

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » March 21st, 2006, 17:08

OMFG TYPING BOT!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 21st, 2006, 17:08

Berk, did you know that bukka......

Actually, it doesn't matter.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 21st, 2006, 17:09

Nickface wrote:Oh my fucking God, there appears to some kind of typing robot!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 17:10

Lateralus wrote:Berk, did you know that bukka......

Actually, it doesn't matter.

pffft.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 21st, 2006, 18:34

this made me lol. i made this one up so i could chant at some ginger kid at college who has been pissing me off. to the tune of 'batman smells' (honestly cant remember the original song):

ginge is faaabulous, ginge is faaabulous,
his balls aint dropped and he's 4 foot 3,
but nobody's ginger in his family tree,
cause his mom fucked the milkman for 50p

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2006, 18:57

What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 19:00

Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?

WIKKEH!

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2006, 19:03

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?
WIKKEH!

A site called Wiki
Berk has on autocomplete,
answers my question.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 21st, 2006, 19:11

Dog Pants wrote:What the fuck is a Haiku anyway? I'm a bit fick like. Or rather, what defines a Haiku?

A three-line poem, typically with 5, 7 and 5 syllables in each line. Doesn't have to rhyme, infact it's probably considered poor form if it does.

Sentence structure is usually thrown out of the window in order to fit the constraints, or just, perhaps, to sound 'arty'. Can often be pretentious wank, although it's not a requirement.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 21st, 2006, 19:24

well cashy is confused
this realy all you need to do?
cant i just feed ducks?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 19:26

pfft. i think there's seasons and gender involved somewhere, if you're doing it properly.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 21st, 2006, 19:29

cashy wrote:well cashy is confused
this realy all you need to do?
cant i just feel ducks?

Post by **deject** » March 21st, 2006, 20:22

haiku is really easy
anybody can do it, you too!
japan must be sad

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 21st, 2006, 21:00

Damn you haiku,
Your form is not true!
Ending before you begin.
Your length is too short,
No space to retort
Or go rambling off on a whim.

Oh please take it away!
I really must say
That haiku just isn't for me
Give me structured verse
On which to converse
And there will be a bumming for thee.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 21st, 2006, 21:30

Here I am in the middle of a war,
when a friendly face pops around the door.
I turn to him for a friendly talk,
but he runs at me instead of a walk.
What's this he has held aloft in his hand,
as he throws it at me and it lands on the sand.
I look at it worryingly, to only hear click,
"a grenade!" I exclaimed to the stupid prick.
A split second passed and I knew I would die,
but I laughed out loud when I saw the Piano in the sky!

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » March 21st, 2006, 21:41

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Here I am in the middle of a war,
when a friendly face pops around the door.
I turn to him for a friendly talk,
but he runs at me instead of a walk.
What's this he has held aloft in his hand,
as he throws it at me and it lands on the sand.
I look at it worryingly, to only hear click,
"a grenade!" I exclaimed to the stupid prick.
A split second passed and I knew I would die,
but I laughed out loud when I saw the Piano in the sky!

This... FTW... Funniest thing I have seen in years, I kept thinking Monty Python and the Holy Grail throughout the whole game.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » March 21st, 2006, 21:49

Death cannot smother love
Dead hearts are not allways broken
Plant a kiss upon my corpse
Love blossoms

/Sterotypes go!