* Defective --> Don't have a big handle=More hand burning, especially if you light them all at once in one hand
Guy Fawkes Day
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Umm, we did some underage drinking and home-made firework display involving 200 bargain* sparklers and deoderant cans. A couple of my friends were nursing something-degree burns for the rest of the night, so we chucked someone in a skip.
* Defective --> Don't have a big handle=More hand burning, especially if you light them all at once in one hand
* Defective --> Don't have a big handle=More hand burning, especially if you light them all at once in one hand
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Ah, they'll be banning those, then. There was some MP woman on the radio on the way back from our do saying how she liked the "beautiful pretty ones" but didn't like the nasty BANG! BANG! BANG! ones. Hope no-one sets off any genies(1) near her house.Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:I just like ones that go BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! alot :D
As a yoof I was always much more impressed by the loudest fireworks, and still have to say that while the silver-and-gold sparkly modern ones are very nice, it's still the ones that sound like artillery shells the get the most thumbs up.
(1) Possibly local, and probably archaic parlance for very loud, dangerous constructions of bangers and sellotape.
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When I'm old and rich, I'm going to make a house out of bubble wrap. You're welcome to the loft room?Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Ah yes, I was saying this to the missus last night, how it sounds like a thousand people all standing on a floor of bubble wrappixie pie wrote:And the ones which do a loud bang then crackle. Crackley crackley..

