5punk

Ouch

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote: I was about half hour away from loosing my right bollock, it wasn't good

But mucho painfull still

Ahh. testicular torsion. I've heard that's very nasty indeed.

Ty aka Sir Die Aloty wrote:And Morphine sucks, give me some real drugs please.....

You what? Morphine is probably the bestest thing ever. Allegedly. Also I once had a dream where someone told me that if you're on oral rather than IV, take some Tagamet (to make the morphine work way better) and some Dramamine-II or Benadryl (to stop the queasiness/vomiting). Allegedly.

eion wrote:Morphine is probably the bestest thing ever.

It should cover the receptors in your brain with something or other to stop signals getting though, and thus you feel no pain. If your still in pain, I'd question as to if someone really injected you with morphene.

Don't get your knickers in a twist!

Glad to hear it worked out in the end though.

No teabagging for you for a while

first that horrid painful story on the disco board and now this. not a good week for masculinity.

eion wrote: Morphine is probably the bestest thing ever.

The First time my shoulder blade decided it wanted to leave my back and take my arm with it I was given Morphine on site. I imediately forgot about the pain and saw what I was convinced where spider monkeys just out of the corner of my eyes jumping about. Not sure if I could still feel the pain but I just wasn't bothered.

<strike>Pics or it didn't happen</strike>

Actually, I'll take your word for it.

Roman Totale wrote:<strike>Pics or it didn't happen</strike>

Actually, I'll take your word for it.

sorting some out later

*Readies photoshop mosaic felcher*

*Readies Mind Bleach*

Sheriff Fatman wrote:*Readies Mind Bleach*

*Will never be ready*

bunch of girls.

Dr. kitteny berk wrote: bunch of girls nullos.

Fix'd.

Hmm, if we get any 5punky youngsters 'converted' we can get a true male soprano, the likes of which has not been heard for hundreds of years.

HereComesPete wrote:Hmm, if we get any 5punky youngsters 'converted' we can get a true male castrato, the likes of which can be heard on crappy old recordings.

Fix'd.

I meant live, as in real life as in front of you, wailing out about the fact that their nuts have gone and that they will die young. Is it just me, or does Alessandro Moreschi look like a fat Ian McShane?

Lucky escape their dude, captain wobbly bollock feels for you, as he is a bit of a loner bollock himself



Actually, it reminds me of that Hitler song we used to sing as kids at school...

"Hitler, has only got one ball
the other, is in the hospital,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
she cut it off when he was small"

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Actually, it reminds me of that Hitler song we used to sing as kids at school...

"Hitler, has only got one ball
the other, is in the hospital,
his mother, the dirty bugger,
she cut it off when he was small"

*looks at thread title*

Now how could you ever have even thought of associating the two?