Lol, zerging wankers.

Post by **tandino** » August 1st, 2007, 17:14

Fucks sake

    *  RTotale healed you for 10 HP. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago) ...and again.
    * Hatchet Scorchhose said "Time to die, 5punk scum!" (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
    * Hatchet Scorchhose shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
    * Hatchet Scorchhose hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
    * You were killed by Hatchet Scorchhose. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)

You are dead.

These cunts are a pain. How many of them are there?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » August 1st, 2007, 17:23

3-4.

and about 90 alts i think

Post by **tandino** » August 1st, 2007, 18:27

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:3-4.

and about 90 alts i think

I think we need a 5punky call to arms in the Waugh Room. They could be among us. Not tonight though, no AP and I'm dead and off to get lashed tonight. Tomorrow evening I think.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 1st, 2007, 21:39

Bunch of cocktards:

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    *  stapleballs' mom hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
    * stapleballs' mom said "Can't find my son stapleballs, guess you'll have to take the spanking." (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
    * stapleballs' mom hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
    * You were killed by stapleballs' mom. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)

Edit: they also have their clan set as 5punk

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 2nd, 2007, 10:08

Curle Street Police Station, West Becktown - guy called roman truth. Kill him, kill him hard.

FoOLisH91 · Post by **FoOLisH91** » August 2nd, 2007, 23:24

Nooo Roman Truth is in waugh! He killed me and two others! Bloody RELAC or summit. REVIVES at waugh and surrounding area plz

I'm the zed outside waugh... help me

Post by **FatherJack** » August 3rd, 2007, 1:45

Two of them offed sirfil in Caiger, first proclaiming me as a PK-er to avoid retribution. Liars and cowards.

Post by **Grimmie** » August 23rd, 2007, 17:30

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#  nestor23 extracted a DNA sample from you. (1 weeks ago) (Scent lost.)
# nestor23 said "Hi Grimmie! Where's the rest of ya? I mean, we've enjoyed the break, but still.." (1 weeks ago)
# nestor23 said "it's been no fun just killing ordinary zombies rather than 5punkers. Hey, you don't suppose that you guys talked some sense into stapleballs, did you? That would be great. I mean, he's the one who picked a fight, and it seems like a shame that all of you" (1 weeks ago)
# nestor23 said "have to suffer just because he was a dick and started a war he couldn't handle." (1 weeks ago)
# nestor23 said "Hell, he ain't even around as far as I can tell. Just split town, and has left you guys to get killed for him. Hardly seems fair. To you, I mean." (1 weeks ago)
# nestor23 said "Anyway, someone will be along soon enough to kill you. But it doesn't have to be this way. The Waugh and the Acott could be good, happy neighbors. Think it over." (1 weeks ago)

Oh, it's ON.

Post by **HereComesPete** » August 23rd, 2007, 17:47

Damn straight it is, they can't spell 'neighbours' properly!

webclam · Post by **webclam** » August 24th, 2007, 13:02

FatherJack wrote:Two of them offed sirfil in Caiger, first proclaiming me as a PK-er to avoid retribution. Liars and cowards.

seriously, can't these twats piss off and do something else?
or see if Kevan can nuke all their alts?
it's one major reason I've stopped playing what used to be a fun waste of time

RELCAC Rep · Post by **RELCAC Rep** » August 24th, 2007, 20:25

Gentlemen,

All we ever wanted was peace. If we had ever received assurances that we were safe from PKing while in the Acott, we never would have had any beef with 5punk. We expressed this to Stapleballs in-game very early, and it was met with PKing. We expressed it on the wiki, and Stapleballs called it vandalism and continued PKing. We've expressed it to several of you in-game, to no avail.

This is the third time that we have decided to extend a unilateral peace offer. Unlike previous times, we're not even going to wait around to see what you say. We've quit West Becktown ahead of the horde, and we're going to make our stand in another part of the city. As part of that, we have decided that 5punk members are no longer targets. If you PK us in the future, of course, then the war is back on. We hope that the last few weeks have shown how annoying and pointless a war with us can be. If you want that, well---that's up to you. If you don't, then you don't have to do anything. It's over.

We enjoyed the accusations of 90 alts, by the way. It became a sort of in-joke among us, and made us feel like we were doing especially well. In truth, there's been no cheating at all---just a small, well-coordinated group of friends spread out across the country. We had a lively private email list going that enabled us to find and kill you very effectively. It worked well; we'd suggest that it might work slightly better than discussing things on an open forum linked from one's wiki. Reading your constant complaining and whinging kept our morale high, though to your credit, you only occasionally gave us anything that was useful tactically.

Good luck against the zeds,
RELCAC

Post by **tandino** » August 24th, 2007, 20:48

RELCAC Rep wrote:Gentlemen,

[...]stuff[...]

Good luck against the zeds,
RELCAC

'ning RELCAC. Nice to finally meet you all, you're not going to disappear before we can reply are you?

You'll notice that the majority of 5punk are no longer a member of the UD group of the same name. We're all RELCAC now...

/far too many edits - pissed

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » August 24th, 2007, 20:49

1) your problem is with me, stapleballs. no-one else, stop killing innocent members of 5punk

2) I killed you because you vandalised the waugh, ergo you are vandals.

3) hit and run attacks make you faaabulous.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 24th, 2007, 23:12

1) Your gripe was with one person, not a whole group

2) I revived one of you after you had been PKed. I next logged in to find out that one of your group had killed me. Smooth.

3) "peace accords" generally have input from more than one party.

4) You may not realise this, but very few of us actually play UD regularly any more. There was a time when we were reasonably well organised, but having been maxed out on skills for an awfully long time now there is very little to keep my interest - being killed and declared a PKer by some pillock tends to add to that.

5) Tactics? Co-ordination? We don't really care to be honest. The depths of our military campaigns in UD amount to going on a pub crawl.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » August 25th, 2007, 7:47

RELCAC Rep wrote:we'd suggest that it might work slightly better than discussing things on an open forum linked from one's wiki.

Hai guys, we definitely need some way to discuss hidden things on this forum..

Oh wait...

Post by **TezzRexx** » August 25th, 2007, 10:45

I have decided that RELCACK's 5perm amount must be no higher, nor lower, then seven.

Post by **Grimmie** » August 25th, 2007, 14:29

Give him -100 and call it testicular cancer.

Post by **tandino** » August 26th, 2007, 14:20

TezzRexx wrote:I have decided that RELCACK's 5perm amount must be no higher, nor lower, then seven.

Post by **Grimmie** » August 29th, 2007, 23:38

Jon Wood is outside Waugh - 28hp

razi · Post by **razi** » September 16th, 2007, 20:49

stapleballz mom has been spotted, in zombie form, south of the Dury building in Dunell Hills. just so you know.

also, if you fella need some reviving, shamble over to St. Lorenzo's church in the aforementioned 'Hills. We'll hook you up... not only with a revive, but a coupon for a free pint at Club Mead.

-Razi
DHPD

5punk

Lol, zerging wankers.

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