lol colonial police

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 28th, 2007, 11:34

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Shouldn't you be posting that on the officers area of your own forum?

The Back Passage I believe it's called.

eion · Post by **eion** » July 28th, 2007, 11:34

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
Shouldn't you be posting that on the officers area of your own forum?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 28th, 2007, 11:36

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You attack DrMordecai for 3 damage. They drop to 12 HP.

eion · Post by **eion** » July 28th, 2007, 11:39

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
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You attack DrMordecai for 5 damage. They die.

Fix'd.

Old Macdonald · Post by **Old Macdonald** » July 28th, 2007, 22:01

Seeing as this has escalated, let’s keep it civil.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 28th, 2007, 22:37

Old Macdonald wrote:Seeing as this has escalated, let’s keep it civil.

This is a war, I think you're a Little late to want civility.

In short. Fuck yourself in the eye.

Old Macdonald · Post by **Old Macdonald** » July 28th, 2007, 22:47

Sigh, this is going to be a long day, FUCKWIT, SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!!

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 28th, 2007, 23:50

Old Macdonald wrote:Sigh, this is going to be a long day, FUCKWIT, SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

Nighter · Post by **Nighter** » July 29th, 2007, 0:00

I see peace is coming to an end in York

, this is just an idea but why not (those of you that want a war with the CP that is) start a clan?
Saves a lot of hassle with people not involved being killed.

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » July 29th, 2007, 0:10

We shouldn't have to join another clan just to eradicate the scum in York.

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 29th, 2007, 0:25

We use CILLIT SPANG!

SPANG! And the scum is gone!

HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2007, 17:12

Just for now (I'm working on a more complete version)

5punk [size=150]First Draft[/size] Rules of Engagement wrote:Right, just to clear stuff up, 5punkers* will ONLY engage people who have The colonial police as one of their clans in combat.

HOWEVER, if people are members of the CP and totally inactive (such as was the case with Dr. Hodo) They can post on either the 5punk, the CP or the YMCA forums to make this clear to us. If they're found to be innocent bystanders they'll be noted as non-combatants and will recieve an apology.

Current non combatants:
<strike>Doctor Hodo</strike> aggression against 5punkers. KILL ON SIGHT

*Those who want to fight that is, those who don't should contact me

This is just an act of goodwill towards those who don't want to get mixed up in some of the best violence the island will ever see

Duke of Ted · Post by **Duke of Ted** » July 30th, 2007, 15:11

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Current non combatants:
Doctor Hodo

she killed me (almost) for avenging your death. I will be at least punching her face.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » July 30th, 2007, 15:12

I don't agree with the non-combatants thing. If they don't want to die, they leave the clan. Surely?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 30th, 2007, 15:23

Kill hodo in the face.

the NC thing is basically for the stupids that join the biggest clan they can find, then whine about it. I don't expect it to actually be used.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » July 30th, 2007, 16:48

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Kill hodo in the face.

I just killed him.

IN THE FACE.

eion · Post by **eion** » July 30th, 2007, 16:59

Fear wrote:
I just killed him.

IN THE FACE.

I hope that you defiled the corpse in the traditional way.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » August 3rd, 2007, 11:33

ZOMG Doctor Hodo hunted me down and almost killed me. But before he had I killed him in the face. He got me to 8hp.

Old Macdonald · Post by **Old Macdonald** » August 3rd, 2007, 11:59

I love the way they bite back

Oh look, cheese

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » August 3rd, 2007, 12:21

Old Macdonald wrote:I love the way they bite back

Oh look, cheese

Well, the bite mechanism during a wolf-bagging is rather strong.

Crowbars have been needed before.