Lol, zerging wankers.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 19th, 2007, 1:11

* stapleballs' mom said "Stapleballs! I've been looking all over for you!" (7 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "We brought someone for you, Stapleballz" (7 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "I hear you've been a BAD BOY!" (7 minutes ago)
* nestor23 said "Hey Asshole---you wanted a fight, did ya? You wanted to drag us all into it, did you? Well look who we got now?" (7 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "I heard you've been PKing!" (7 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "In addition to not picking up your soiled underwear. I've washed it. Pick it up, boy!" (6 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (6 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "That's right Mrs. Balls, he's been a baddie." (6 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "Take that, ingrate!!!" (6 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (5 minutes ago)
* nestor23 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (5 minutes ago) ...and again.
* Harpomarxist hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (5 minutes ago)
* nestor23 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (5 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "And that!! You're a shame to the whole family!!" (5 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "Remember guys, don't kill him yet." (5 minutes ago) ...and again.
* stapleballs' mom said "Your sister is crying." (5 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "Let's hold him down and let him watch his dear old mom depart this world." (5 minutes ago)
* nestor23 said "Ah, it's going to be a fine day, killing two members of the Stapleballs family. Or three, depending on whether your mom is also your sister, as I hear you inbred ingrates are fond of." (4 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "Wait . . . TWO members!?!?" (4 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "Any final words for your son, Mrs. Balls?" (4 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "That wasn't the deal!!" (4 minutes ago)
* stapleballs' mom said "I . . . stapleballs!! Help me!! Don't just stand there!!" (3 minutes ago)
* nestor23 killed stapleballs' mom. (3 minutes ago)
* nestor23 said "Hey, you don't loook too Bold or imposing to me. Asshole." (3 minutes ago)
* Harpomarxist said "Make it hurt, boys!" (3 minutes ago)
* nestor23 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 minutes ago)
* Hatchet Scorchhose hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (2 minutes ago)
* nestor23 shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (2 minutes ago)
* You were killed by nestor23. (2 minutes ago)

You are dead.

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Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 19th, 2007, 1:28

admittedly, i did start the fight, but that's no excuse for being cheap zerging wankers

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » July 19th, 2007, 11:27

Am I immature for still finding it amusing though?

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » July 19th, 2007, 11:27

Maybe not, but it is rather amusing

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 19th, 2007, 11:29

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Am I immature for still finding it amusing though?

not at all.

They live 1SW of the waugh. btw.

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 25th, 2007, 18:04

erm, lol

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Waugh_Arms

Those chaps want us to sign up to some sort of peace accord

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Rutherford B Hayes said "I come in peace from the Acott Arms. Please read the Wiki for Acott or Waugh and sign the Accord if you agree. Please let Stapleballs know about this.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 25th, 2007, 18:23

kill the cunts.

hard.

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » July 25th, 2007, 21:51

Cheers guys, this has given me a reason to get back into UD.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 25th, 2007, 22:08

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Use ... rd_B_Hayes

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » July 26th, 2007, 15:19

We just got zerged again, and for some reason they seem to think it is a great achievement to be able to kill a person in a game when their only chance of fighting back is being online at the same time. I think these guys need to go the way of the CP.

Post by **tandino** » July 26th, 2007, 16:37

Like Berk's special rev stick stuck right in my arse, you've woken me from my previously eternal slumber. I'm making my way back to the Waugh and there's going to be blood. Blood, sweat, gravy and spunk. Lots of spunk.

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 26th, 2007, 17:43

Time to unleash

THE FUCKING FURY!

Post by **tandino** » July 26th, 2007, 21:24

THIS IS 5PUNKTAAAAAA

Post by **HereComesPete** » July 28th, 2007, 3:31

Hmm just got killed by rutherford b hayes, and all I did was ask for a pint of beer in the waugh. Honestly, he could have just said they where out, and I would have had a bottle of bitchpop instead, like smirnoff ice or summat.

I am now going to EAT HIS FUCKING FACE!!!!

Post by **FatherJack** » July 28th, 2007, 3:48

I took a couple of strokes from one of theirs (who'd legged it by the time I noticed). Have fucked off to Caiger as I had no ammo or meds.

All the beer in the Waugh does is put hairs on your chest+face+hands, which didn't really assist my Last Stand.

webclam · Post by **webclam** » August 1st, 2007, 14:32

well, this is all a bit rum, isn't it?

I dozed off over a pint of Courvoisier, and some pillock topped me.

am I to assume this twat nestor23 from the RELCAC group of twats is a PK zerging dullard? who is also dimwitted enough to be unable to choose an original name for his alt, it seems.

well,

Jules from pulp fiction wrote:And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger

is it killin time?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » August 1st, 2007, 14:53

webclam wrote:is it killin time?

Yes. very.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 1st, 2007, 15:36

One of them killed me in the middle of Caiger Mall, then said something along the lines of:

"Sorry for the mess everyone, Roman Totale is part of a PKer group we are trying to bring to heel".

Bunch of twats.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » August 1st, 2007, 15:42

Roman Totale wrote:Bunch of twats.

I'm mostly amused by how many alts/zergs they're kicking off just to find us, It must be costing them more in AP to find us than it does for us to get killed and revived.

Post by **Roman Totale** » August 1st, 2007, 15:53

Just got Ruthford B Hayes