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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Asus striker extreme(ly) FUCKING SHIT.

Won't post half the time, the other half it crashes on windows boot.

Oh, and the times it will boot? yeah, for that to happen you have to unplug everything from the mobo, reset the bios, plug stuff in, sacrifice a goat and hope like fuck.

then it crashes and you have to do it again.

:x
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Post by Lateralus »

Must be running out of goats by now then.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Indeed, it's like some kind of goat Srebrenica in here
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Post by Lateralus »

I would say "at least it's Friday", but you bums just have one long weekend anyway, so my pity is somewhat lessened. However, happy happy co-op drunken shooty tiem tonight!
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Lateralus wrote:However, happy happy co-op drunken shooty tiem tonight!
Yes, people can help me shoot the gonk for being fail today.
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Post by Lateralus »

Well, you have 10 hours to make it work, for we have games to play.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Yup.

Failing that i'll just resort to tekoki. :)
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Is that japanese for wanking? :lol:
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Tis :)

S'also the name of my spare machine
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Post by FatherJack »

Lateralus wrote:Is that japanese for wanking? :lol:
handjob
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Pfffffffffffft, that was a total guess too. :)

What does your "spare" machine have in it then?
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

s'nothing special, A64 3700+, 2gb ram, 300gb hdd, 7900gt.
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Post by HereComesPete »

You still in a time-frame to rma it? Or is it throw it in teh bin tiem?
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

way inside RMA time.

but might be rather a pita, given it was bought in merka.

it really should be revivable, it's just a pita.
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Post by HereComesPete »

You got cloos as to why its busted? Didn't do anything silly like flash the bios to put a faster cpu in did you? Loose standoff floating round the back of the mobo? Or maybe its too much time running all of the internets! :lol:
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

it has the dreaded cpu init fuckup

which can be curable. or you make asus send you a new bios chip.

or you buy a new mobo and swear lots.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:it has the dreaded cpu init
I read that bit with a British/Asian accent.
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Post by Dr. kitteny berk »

Woo! appears to be fixed.

oddly it seems it was my soundcard causing the issues.

I fucking hate tribbleshooting.
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Post by ProfHawking »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Woo! appears to be fixed.

oddly it seems it was my soundcard causing the issues.

I fucking hate tribbleshooting.
Obviously, you are using the wrong hammers :roll:

Personally, I'd choose a shot-filled dead blow hammer, or possibly a 4lb club hammer, with a hickory shaft. Those new composite shafts just don't have the right ring.

well done though.
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Post by mrbobbins »

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Woo! appears to be fixed.

oddly it seems it was my soundcard causing the issues.

I fucking hate tribbleshooting.
X-Fi?!
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