Surprised you found a clear bit with all those spreadsheets and word documents. What a girly swot.
/supposes he should employ *some* evidence of work on his own desktop
Actually I find if you draw a huge cock in Paint and pretend not to notice it, the boss rarely takes the initiative and points it out, unless it's especially intricate or detailed, (which of course signifies a high level of cock-fascination).
Or if your boss is female.