Kjendlie - 100 deaths

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 3rd, 2007, 21:59

Congratulations go to Father Jack for being killer number 100 of our favourite local deranged lunatic.

Link

Another funny here (off topic to start).

Post by **FatherJack** » April 3rd, 2007, 22:36

Woohoo! *fists*

er, I mean *punches the air*

Post by **Grimmie** » April 3rd, 2007, 23:14

Shartak waugh arms ftw!

eion · Post by **eion** » April 4th, 2007, 4:18

I just tried to kill him again in the Colonial Police HQ... sort of. Hit him once and saw he was at 71HP, so I gave him a gold coin, defaced the hut, and scarpered.

So, when do we move into the Waugh Arms?

Fear · Post by **Fear** » April 4th, 2007, 10:25

Kijijijijijjieieiei is on 12 health in the CP HQ.

Joose and Co are already there so they might be spanking him also.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2007, 11:41

I got him and teabagged him for his shit fast-food service.

Also amusing on their forum:

Kjendlie wrote:Where is the new pub? I dont see any hut that these Czech-wannabes have made it. It better not be outside, because York law has a no-open-alcohol-containers-in-public rule.

'Cos we're doing such a good job of sticking to the 'it's illegal to hang out in Kjendlie's house demanding fast food and killing him every day' law.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 4th, 2007, 11:42

He has a point though, where the hell is the waugh?

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 4th, 2007, 16:19

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Waugh_Arms needs to be updated with location I think so people can find it, but once again my Wiki powers are weak old man

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 4th, 2007, 16:24

The location is currently classified (until it has been "secured"), due to the risk of them reading the 5punk forums.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » April 4th, 2007, 16:26

Okay then, say no more

Post by **tandino** » April 4th, 2007, 16:35

<b>URGENT!</b>

Kjendlie is down to 1hp and I ran out of AP. PLEASE someone finish the cupcake off!

Ta

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 4th, 2007, 16:42

howled a bit, dunno if i got him

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2007, 16:43

Fuck yeah! I've killed him twice today now, beat that!

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 4th, 2007, 18:22

Dog Pants wrote:Fuck yeah! I've killed him twice today now, beat that!

*beats*

let me know when you're done, my wrist is getting sore.

Plus, more evidence that he really is just a cupcake who deserves no sympathy (like we would have shown it anyway).

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 4th, 2007, 19:09

Manic Kjendlie (to the tune of The Bangles - Manic Monday)

Six o'clock already
I was in the middle of a stream
Drinking salt and fresh water
Just trying to get some XP
But I'm feeling some hate
From a madman that just can't get laid
He's trying to arrest me
But soon he's going to feel my blade

It's just another manic Kjendlie (ooh oh)
He's not very friendly (woah oh)
Foaming at the mouth depravedly
You'll find him church on a Sunday
It's just another manic Kjendlie.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 4th, 2007, 19:26

eion · Post by **eion** » April 5th, 2007, 7:50

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:The location is currently classified (until it has been "secured"), due to the risk of them reading the 5punk forums.

Okay, so when are we going to go and "secure" it?

Fear · Post by **Fear** » April 5th, 2007, 11:16

Ownslaught is in the CP HQ and has Colonial Police as a secondary clan.

Can we kill him? I sorta stopped as nobody else seems to me?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 5th, 2007, 11:19

Fear wrote:Ownslaught is in the CP HQ and has Colonial Police as a secondary clan.

Can we kill him? I sorta stopped as nobody else seems to me?

Nope, that place is now the waugh arms, as such no killing (unless they attack or kill someone else)

Fear · Post by **Fear** » April 5th, 2007, 11:20