Today's RL April Fool jokes

[cheeseandham]

So what pain have you inflicted on your nearest and dearest?

I had the onset of severe appendicitis today for about 30 seconds or so- just long enough the wife to start panicking

I remember one year as a kid, my mom woke me up, "late for school", washed, dressed, breakfasted and out the door and down the road in uniform and satchel before the shout of "it's Saturday.... April Fool"
grrrr

[friznit]

I told my folks this morning that I was emmigrating to New Zealand. Irritatingly the took it very well and and didn't zOMG panic at all

[Dog Pants]

I've not played and April fool tricks, but today in Tesco I tried to fill my neighbour's shopping trolly with cucumbers while she left it unattended then give her funny looks when she returned.

[Dr. kitteny berk]

I've not played and April fool tricks, but today in Tesco I tried to fill my neighbour's shopping trolly with cucumbers while she left it unattended then give her funny looks when she returned.

[Mr. Johnson]

i tried to trick my girlfriend into believing that my mother was hit by a car, and i have to go visit her. i think she didn't look at her cellphone yet, because she hasn't called yet. or she doesn't believe me.

[Dog Pants]

Evil bastard

[Grimmie]

I stayed in bed till 12

[Roman Totale]

I stayed in bed till 12

This - though I think the people who live below me were playing an April Fools joke by being NOISY FUCKING WANKERS! Just because you own a lot of R&B records doesn't mean you can FUCKING SING!

[TezzRexx]

I stayed in bed till 12

This! 4am bed times FTW!

[deject]

1:30pm here, lolz

[Craig]

This! 4am bed times FTW!

YAY watch rubbish till late! Obviously thats because its not term time (yay) We stay up late!!!!


Stupid Bed