War on the Colonial Police

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 28th, 2007, 0:13

Shane is in the Ammo hut on 50 something.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 28th, 2007, 17:39

Hmm Shane, one of the 5 new accounts that all signed up to the Colonial Police in March.

And yet we're the ones zerging

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 31st, 2007, 22:57

Kjendlie is in CP HQ on about 30 HP now.

KEEEL HIM!!!111

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » April 2nd, 2007, 11:23

Kjendlie is in the HQ on 51 health (I missed alot

). Still, down from 70 ish.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 2nd, 2007, 11:56

I went in there and sexually assaulted him down to 15HP. I really hope he tries to charge me for the things I did to him and puts them up as evidence on his forum. Cost me about 8AP in all. Oh yeah, I've been hassling him for a burger too. CP HQ is now officially the worst fast food restaurant on Shartak. I plan on spending all my time in there now until he feeds me. I'm sure it'll piss him off if his HQ is always full of 5punkers.

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 2nd, 2007, 17:34

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FatherJackY says “Can I get some fries over here?” (2007-04-02 12:13)
FatherJackY kills Kjendlie. (2007-04-02 12:14)
FatherJackY says “Whoops. Shame to waste a good bum, though. Inu, help me with his pants.” (2007-04-02 12:14)
Fear carves something onto the wall. (2007-04-02 12:15)
Fear scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-04-02 12:15)
FatherJackY says “And a thick shake. Chocolate, I think.” (2007-04-02 12:15)
Fear says “Damn you guys are fast, I was getting in on the pwnz0ring and he's already pushing up the daisies” (2007-04-02 12:15)
FatherJackY says “The service here is terrible!” (2007-04-02 12:16)
Fear scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-04-02 12:16)
Fear carves something onto the wall. (2007-04-02 12:16)
Fear scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-04-02 12:16)
Fear carves something onto the wall. (2007-04-02 12:16)
Kjendlie scratches out what was carved on the wall. (2007-04-02 17:11)
Kjendlie carves something onto the wall. (2007-04-02 17:11)
Kjendlie says “Please leave this hut, Inu.” (2007-04-02 17:11)

I'm staying until I get my Happy Meal.

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 2nd, 2007, 17:42

A quick Google for Kjendlie produces this:

I'm claiming it as him (even if it's not).

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 2nd, 2007, 17:46

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603 is hiding 1 hut left of the traders hut with 9hp

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 2nd, 2007, 17:49

Roman Totale wrote:I'm claiming it as him (even if it's not).

Doesn't look retarded enough.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 2nd, 2007, 18:02

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=9076 i revamped my profile in dedication to the fair people of City of Heroes

Post by **Roman Totale** » April 2nd, 2007, 18:09

I say we invade the tavern and re-name it the Waugh Arms.

Could even make a wiki for it.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 2nd, 2007, 18:09

THAT.

SO FUCKING HARD. (twss)

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 2nd, 2007, 18:15

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/The_Waugh_Arms

cashy · Post by **cashy** » April 2nd, 2007, 18:28

Post by **Dog Pants** » April 3rd, 2007, 11:48

Well, I've been sat in CPHQ for over a day now and apart from asking me to leave I've not had a peep from Kjendlie or any other CP. I think that's a good indication that we're winning this war. I've sat and given Kijendlie a good talking to, explained to him the error of his ways, and I'll wait and see what he has to say for himself. If it looks like he's ready to give in I think we should try and get him to agree to some terms of surrender.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » April 3rd, 2007, 12:24

Kiljenie (or wtf he is called) in CP HQ on 60 something. I had just got through 70 AP and did naff all dmg to him.

Go kill!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » April 6th, 2007, 9:09

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Since your last move:
soldierguy says “arminius hi” (2007-04-06 00:23)
soldierguy says “mrbobbins, the colon police hq is under attack. either you can kill me or watch it burn to the ground. go check. i'll wait” (2007-04-06 00:24)
Jack Castle uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2007-04-06 01:21)

eion · Post by **eion** » April 6th, 2007, 9:22

mrbobbins wrote:

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Since your last move:
soldierguy says “arminius hi” (2007-04-06 00:23)
soldierguy says “mrbobbins, the colon police hq is under attack. either you can kill me or watch it burn to the ground. go check. i'll wait” (2007-04-06 00:24)
Jack Castle uses a first aid kit on you and restores 2 health. (2007-04-06 01:21)

I wasn't aware there was a colon police headquarters.

Or a colonial police headquarters, come to think of it.