War on the Colonial Police

Post by **tandino** » March 25th, 2007, 21:53

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Could use a kill in the traders hut please.

Varthos

He's not killed me yet, but he's very hostile to one of my chars

Down to 34 HP but I ran out of AP so have ran away to the sea. Hurrah!

Post by **FatherJack** » March 25th, 2007, 22:26

Down to 12

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 25th, 2007, 22:40

I found guest, attacked him until I was out of AP, got him down to about 10HP I think. When I logged in again he'd healed me and gone about his business.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 26th, 2007, 19:15

serious sam is outside the traders hut, 70hp i think

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 26th, 2007, 19:25

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:serious sam is outside the traders hut, 70hp i think

The cupcake killed me today. Kill him!!!111

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 26th, 2007, 22:13

Soldierguy outside the shaman hut at 35hp

I'm happy with that as a first attempt, given I've 0 skills and he had full health

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 27th, 2007, 7:35

Otacon, ammo hut, 5hp

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 27th, 2007, 9:25

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8263 just killed me. you know what to do.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 27th, 2007, 9:39

Where?

Post by **FatherJack** » March 27th, 2007, 9:41

The rather illogical

“"faaabulous Rights Movement Rally" takes place in York on 30/03/2007 12:00(GMT). Please be aware that we are expecting extreme police brutality from the Colon police who are all closet homosexualists!”

Seems to be posted all around town. Perhaps our wiki page is not clear enough, we couldn't be more blatently out of the closet.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 27th, 2007, 10:23

Hehulk wrote:Where?

ammo hut. and there's this builder hut type of thing with an old macdonald and soldierguy in it.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 27th, 2007, 11:19

FatherJack wrote:The rather illogical

“"faaabulous Rights Movement Rally" takes place in York on 30/03/2007 12:00(GMT). Please be aware that we are expecting extreme police brutality from the Colon police who are all closet homosexualists!”
Seems to be posted all around town. Perhaps our wiki page is not clear enough, we couldn't be more blatently out of the closet.

I think they're a bit confused. Why would we be brutal towards a faaabulous rights march? Unless it's CP marching...

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 27th, 2007, 11:34

Dog Pants wrote:I think they're a bit confused. Why would we be brutal towards a faaabulous rights march? Unless it's CP marching...

Pffft yeah, why would a 'Homosexualist' be against a faaabulous rally?!

Unless they mean Closet Homophobic? Openly faaabulous loving but secretly we hate them

Post by **fabyak** » March 27th, 2007, 11:47

I think they will find it is spelt homosexualest

/me bums you all

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 27th, 2007, 11:52

Or, maybe they think we're going to charge in there and administer some brutal bummings. Again, they're reserved only for CP.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 27th, 2007, 11:58

Oztec, Ammo Hut, 56 health.

Bugger has medi-packed himself.

Edit:
Also Chezk1 (or something like that) in a hut next door to the bank. He got a bit of a spanking and now half health. If you go diagonal down and left from ammo hut it's around there somewhere.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 27th, 2007, 12:24

I've been deaded by Oztec while me and jack were having a tender moment

(Ammo hut)

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 27th, 2007, 12:33

Fuck fuck fuckety fuck, I meant to write Colonial Police

I wanted to wind them up by thinking we were getting together to have a protest, and see what obnoxious comments the Colon Police come up with on their forum.

Don't you just love it when a plan is completely wasted and fucked up

Post by **fabyak** » March 27th, 2007, 12:53

someone give that man the SNPG!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 27th, 2007, 13:24

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: