War on the Colonial Police

Post by **fabyak** » March 21st, 2007, 17:45

bum him

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2007, 18:05

retribution wrote:
You did! It was in Wiksik, if my memory serves me correctly.

Actually, I'm interested to find out why people think Lacuna is female. I've seen this suggestion a few times.

Yep, I assume you were the other person there then

See, we're nice really.

I think we all think Lacuna is female because CP referred to her/him as such.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 21st, 2007, 18:15

Dog Pants wrote: I think we all think Lacuna is female because Roman and Berk referred to her/him as such.

Fix'd

See also: Condrakka (a mod for the UD Wiki).

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 21st, 2007, 20:10

Kijajajajaieiieie is in the CP headquarters on less than 20 HP.

Someone please go kill that cupcake.

retribution · Post by **retribution** » March 21st, 2007, 20:54

Dog Pants wrote:Yep, I assume you were the other person there then See, we're nice really.

I might have exchanged a few harsh words with cashtart in the past. But I was slightly frustrated by receiving the wrong end of a gun/machete.

Actually, both lacuna and another alt of mine have been on the sorry end of a rampaging 'tart

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 21st, 2007, 21:40

Cashtart you say? No, im afraid i dont know any Cashtart.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 21st, 2007, 22:00

Cashy you shit!

Post by **FatherJack** » March 21st, 2007, 22:12

Fear wrote:Kijajajajaieiieie is in the CP headquarters on less than 20 HP.

Someone please go kill that Berk.

Missed 30 times, but got him down to 11, insulted and left to hide in my cunning labelled hut to the NW.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2007, 22:21

retribution wrote:
I might have exchanged a few harsh words with cashtart in the past. But I was slightly frustrated by receiving the wrong end of a gun/machete.

Actually, both lacuna and another alt of mine have been on the sorry end of a rampaging 'tart

/penny drops

Yeah, Cashy can be a bit twitchy. Now I've realised who you are I can probably explain better;

Most 5punkers were getting their kicks not long ago by haunting York. No real reason, just something to do. Lacuna happened to be the most prolific exorcist there and so recieved special attention - nothing personal though. The CP started getting upset about it and so you became more of a target because it wound them up. Then the forum flaming started, which I assume you saw, and attention turned to CP.

So in your case you were attacked consistently because you were their biggest threat. CP, on the other hand, took it far too seriously and started taking things out of game by accusing us of cheating and flaming us on their board. Now, we pride ourselves on being a friendly gaming community so antisocial behaviour like that just made us want to push them further. And so we've declared war on them.

We've come up against allsorts of people, in allsorts of games, and it's almost always been laughed about out of game. Had CP have been friendly about it with us on their board, keeping the hostilities in the game, then there wouldn't be a problem. As it is they're not, and while we won't stoop so low as to cheating and petitioning against them, we will try and recruit as many 5punkers into making life difficult for them in game as possible.

Anyway, aside from all of that, thanks for registering here and listening to our side of the story. Seems like most people have already judged us on the word of CP, so kudos to you for not doing. You're very welcome to hang around as long as you like

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2007, 22:24

FatherJack wrote: Missed 30 times, but got him down to 11, insulted and left to hide in my cunning labelled hut to the NW.

Done

retribution · Post by **retribution** » March 21st, 2007, 23:19

Dog Pants wrote:Anyway, aside from all of that, thanks for registering here and listening to our side of the story. Seems like most people have already judged us on the word of CP, so kudos to you for not doing. You're very welcome to hang around as long as you like

I might just do that...

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 22nd, 2007, 20:25

soldierguy, 2 squares left of the colonial pd HQ.

9hp left

to be fair, that was just greed, i'd already killed kenwendie

Post by **Grimmie** » March 23rd, 2007, 13:33

Who is this oztec guy? Is he CP?
I just got utterly torn apart by him and foolishly ressurected in durham, after taking several days to walk to york.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 23rd, 2007, 13:52

Kjendlie 2HP in CP HQ.

Damnit so close. I am gonna get pwnz0red now.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 23rd, 2007, 13:59

lol i stoled you're kill

Hope Kjendiddly likes the taste of sand-encrusted man-plums.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 23rd, 2007, 14:03

Lets start work on Soldier Guy - he was at 58 after I spanked him once to work out who was easier to kill.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 23rd, 2007, 16:28

Where's the colon clans hut in York?

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 23rd, 2007, 16:44

It be here:
http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ube ... 4&cy=26313

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 23rd, 2007, 16:47

Someone's stalking me, I keep logging in to find "Willies!" written on the ground/sand/hut/tree I'm at. EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNGLE.

eion · Post by **eion** » March 23rd, 2007, 17:22

buzzmong wrote:Someone's stalking me, I keep logging in to find "Willies!" written on the ground/sand/hut/tree I'm at. EVEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNGLE.

Well, it probably wasn't me, I've only written "WILLIES!" on the beach a few times.

Oh, and if anyone sees Ownslaught around, yell "WILLIES!" at him - he killed me earlier just cos I hit him once with a machete, and he said it was cos I'm a Colon Police/5punk member.