Quake Wars beta!!!... for clans

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 21st, 2007, 13:06

http://ve3d.ign.com/articles/774/774345p1.html

OMG 1t's l1ek b3ta quack ti3m!

Shame about the cats.

You know... the herding. and stuff.

Man, I couldn't even be bothered to write a proper post, there's no way in hell we'll get on the beta

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 21st, 2007, 13:11

Lollorific! I think I* should submit an application just to give it a go. You don't know unless you try!

Need to make sure its written like a proper clan would though:

R clan wud liek 2 pwn dis b3ta cos we r wikid and pwn all teh n00bs on dust. lol.

*someone else

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 21st, 2007, 13:13

someone with a writing talent quick; write us in!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 21st, 2007, 13:21

How's this look?

1. Clan name - 5perm
2. Number of 'active' members - Like, loads
3. Games played regularly - Urban Dead, EVE, the 'make-people-click-on-ponies' game
4. Games played competitively - COD:UO once, we got pwn3d, LOL, although we are current CS:S champions of all LAN parties EVAR
5. Clan website - www.5punk.co.uk
6. Clan IM details - Ask Chicken for Dog Pant's mobile number
7. Clan email - berk@xfire - Only use when bukkake is down

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 21st, 2007, 13:27

that'll do it.

Post by **FatherJack** » March 21st, 2007, 13:30

Shun their form, look different, get noticed.

Hello, Mr Quack:

We are not a clan, but we liek to play games together we have 250 active members, and another 250 flaccid ones. We play CSS and BF2 but not BF2142 because EA are cunts. We are aware of the contradiction. Here is our site: http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ lol not really it's here: http://www.cafepress.com/stickem/490668
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Plz put uploed coeds hier ________________

Chickenz · Post by **Chickenz** » March 21st, 2007, 15:21

Emails sensibly

EDIT:

Grrrr

Thank you for your interest in the Enemy Territory: Quake Wars Closed Beta Test.

If you are sending a new clan application, we regret to inform you that we have all the submissions that we need at this time.

Thank you,
The ETQW Beta Test Administrator

Post by **FatherJack** » March 21st, 2007, 15:43

Mr Quack doesn't know what he is missing.

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Bug Report

1. There are no baths on level Q5L3
2. The mounted gun on Q5L4 makes a sound when it is being fired
3. When teabagging a zombie in a tree, some clipping is present
4. Here is a screenshot of an error message I got: [url=http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/]clicky[/url]

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 21st, 2007, 16:17

M4niachicken wrote:Emails sensibly

So did I, well semi-sensibly.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 21st, 2007, 16:55

spoodie wrote:semi-sensibly.

You only mentioned 'cock' twice and 'horses' once?

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 22nd, 2007, 9:15

mrbobbins wrote:
You only mentioned 'cock' twice and 'horses' once?

Horsey spit-roast?