War on the Colonial Police

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 17th, 2007, 16:29

Bum them hard!

Also, as much as I dislike the CP I'd rather we didn't taunt them in every single thread on their forum. I'd hate to give them the moral high ground.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 17th, 2007, 17:05

i've been attacking http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470 , in the colonial police evil lair. just in case you want to raid their hq along with me.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 18th, 2007, 14:33

Kasijiie or whatever hi name is is in the Colonial Police HQ down to about 20 HP. Go kill!!!

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 18th, 2007, 15:39

Hahaha! What a bunch of fucktards

Come on, we need more people joining!

Post by **tandino** » March 18th, 2007, 15:58

Just killed Sgt Eversmann in CP HQ, whacked a bit of graffiti on their wall (I got dominated by the Colonial Police and all I got was this lousy stigma) and gave Kjendlie a gold coin and told him "buy yourself a personality".

Fake war can be fun!

Post by **Joose** » March 18th, 2007, 16:52

tandino wrote:Just killed Sgt Eversmann in CP HQ

yay! i had prodded him earlier with my sharp thingie, then shouted "willies!" at his before legging it into the forest.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 18th, 2007, 19:08

I love this war.

Also, removing Long Fin Ciijasiie (sorry, can't remember the real name).

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » March 18th, 2007, 19:19

Berk wrote:I am a member of 5punk.

I'm also a member of blockbuster video, that doesn't make me blockbuster video.

Best explanation ever.

Post by **tandino** » March 18th, 2007, 23:25

Anyone come across this fucker, <a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2537">Oztec</a>?

I've no idea if he's anything to do with the Colonial Mafia but he's teabagged me in my hideout and called me Zombie Scum.

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He's apparently Clanless, probably due to his blatant Zombism.

Post by **fabyak** » March 19th, 2007, 7:54

yeah, the cupcake killed me after I had rezed and got back to York and before I could kill anyone

Post by **FatherJack** » March 20th, 2007, 0:03

Sergio says “FatherJackY, you have been killed for attacking several diffrent Yorkmen without reason.” (2007-03-19 21:18 )

Without reason? They were looking at me funny, surely that's ample reason.

Actually, though - I haven't really - a few wild swings here and there, but I've never killed anyone. Apparently that warrants the death penalty in this town. I was pretty much left alone, and even healed frequently until I set my clans up, now apparently I'm Blockbuster Video.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 20th, 2007, 0:55

tandino wrote:Anyone come across this fucker, <a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2537">Oztec</a>?

That cupcake got me too. Not sure how he found me in the middle of the sea tho. I sorta assumed you would lose tracking in water. He must die!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 20th, 2007, 9:11

capt san, tavern, 39hp.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 20th, 2007, 9:14

also. roffle. ZERG.

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8609

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 20th, 2007, 9:25

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:also. roffle. ZERG.

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8609

Code: Select all

Died: 1 time (last time was 2007-03-10 23:16 at the hands of David Hasselhoff)

Go Hoff!

retribution · Post by **retribution** » March 20th, 2007, 15:16

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:also. roffle. ZERG.

http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8609

What makes you think I'm a zerger?

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 20th, 2007, 15:56

Well we're all Zergers aren't we?

We don't all actually exist, it's a cunning zergathon in the guise of a forum

retribution · Post by **retribution** » March 20th, 2007, 16:07

mrbobbins wrote:Well we're all Zergers aren't we?

We don't all actually exist, it's a cunning zergathon in the guise of a forum

The thought that Shartak is merely 5 people and 9,000 alt characters worries me.

Well. I'm not a zerger. I am an alt character of a York pacifist. The actions of some people have... upset me.

So. Zerging for the lose.

I am amused someone thought I was an alt of Kjendsjhgf (or however the fuck it's spelled) though.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 20th, 2007, 16:10

retribution wrote:
The thought that Shartak is merely 5 people and 9,000 alt characters worries me.

Well. I'm not a zerger. I am an alt character of a York pacifist. The actions of some people have... upset me.

So. Zerging for the lose.

I am amused someone thought I was an alt of Kjendsjhgf (or however the fuck it's spelled) though.

Meh.

Join the <strike>dark</strike> light side and start killing Colonial <strike>Mafia</strike> Police members. It is more fun I assure you. They get wound up and throw toys out their prams* and everything!!!

*Might not be true, they can't throw that far.

eion · Post by **eion** » March 20th, 2007, 16:16

retribution wrote:The actions of some people have... upset me.

Are you referring to the bumming? Cos one gets used to that pretty quick, in my experience.