War on the Colonial Police

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 16th, 2007, 12:33

Okay, if we're going to do this lets make sure we do it properly so they'll regret baiting us. I'm going to try and get all existing members of the CP posted here so we can add them to our contacts as enemies. Please try and restrict TKs to people who deserve it and the CP, that way we're more likely to gain favour with the locals and maybe recruit some support.

Also, can everyone interested in helping us wage this war put the Colon Police as they're secondary clan - we're the biggest active group in Shartak now (and bigger than CP by 7 members) and that's without some of us adding the clan. Lets put the willies up them a bit more by showing our full strength.

Lastly, feel free to spread dissent and confusion. I liked the idea some random chap had of making sexual advances towards CP members then killing them. That'll really wind them up.

Colonial Police active members:
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8025" target="_blank">Soldierguy</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7872" target="_blank">Sergeant Eversmann</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=7519" target="_blank">Old McDonald</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=6206" target="_blank">Keiichi</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=3426" target="_blank">Che</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2706" target="_blank">Guest</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=2470" target="_blank">Kjendlie</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1629" target="_blank">Lord Paul Reefer</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1617" target="_blank">Emile Durkheim</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=1603" target="_blank">Czech1</a>
<a href="http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=191" target="_blank">Onslaught</a>

Post by **fabyak** » March 16th, 2007, 12:35

Dog Pants wrote:Lastly, feel free to spread dissent and confusion. I liked the idea some random chap had of making sexual advances towards CP members then killing them. That'll really wind them up.

/me readies his finest chat up lines

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 16th, 2007, 12:58

What Dog Pants said

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 16th, 2007, 13:04

I shall endevor to keep it lude and smutty!

When I reach York in a few days anyway

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 13:24

Perhaps a one-liners to write on the walls of every hut in York?

Fab has a way with words, come on Fab....

Post by **fabyak** » March 16th, 2007, 13:55

Can I smell your cupcake?
...
no? Must be your feet then

-----------------------------------------

Colonial Irrigation Hut (preferably on their base hut)

erm.... will have a think for more

[edit] have had a think and come up a bit blank, I think I used all my poetic ways in composing the ode to teabagging

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 16th, 2007, 14:49

Long Fin Kjendlie ( http://www.shartak.com/profile.cgi?id=8923 )

The leader of the CP? Zerging? While being a member of the colon police? With his reputation?!?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 16th, 2007, 16:24

Long Fin Kjendlie isn't one of them, he's on their hitlist.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 16th, 2007, 19:42

He's also, bizarrely, a member of the Colon Police.

As is Jesus apparently.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 16th, 2007, 19:51

Roman Totale wrote:As is Jesus apparently.

Jesus is on my hitlist, smug bastard.

edit: That was a joke but he is now, just logged in and found he'd killed my old character. Coincidence or divine retribution?

edit: "or" not "of". My excuse is that I'm trying to use Linux right now.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 20:20

spoodie wrote:Coincidence of divine retribution?

Oxymoron for the win!

Long Fin Kjendlie · Post by **Long Fin Kjendlie** » March 17th, 2007, 0:07

I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups

. I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 17th, 2007, 0:30

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

That wasn't very smart.

However, unlike the colonial mafia, i'm sure our members won't hunt you down once they've seen this.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 17th, 2007, 0:36

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

Lets just kill the Colonial Police together shall we?

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 17th, 2007, 0:53

Long Fin Kjendlie wrote:I thought I was being clever, but now I'm being hunted by both groups . I'll just go ahead and leave the colon and colonial police, then I can go back to a peaceful life of thinking up even worse puns.

The more the merrier I say. Come frolic with us in seas of blood.

*frolics*

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 17th, 2007, 2:07

I just begun an attack in the Colonial Police HQ (I changed it to Colonial Mafia HQ, te he he)

http://www.itechsc.com/misc/shartak/ube ... 4&cy=26313

First guy has lost about 30 HP, anyone around to give him a bit more of a spanking?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 17th, 2007, 2:10

Fear wrote:I just begun an attack in the Colonial Police HQ

*Sprints though the jungle faster

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 17th, 2007, 10:34

i'm attacking him, but to no avail...

also, i paid the $5, so i can attack non stop from now on.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 17th, 2007, 13:27

Ninja attacked them again. That CP boss dude is there now. He just lost 16 HP.

Post by **tandino** » March 17th, 2007, 14:28

Just gave Old Macdonald the beating of his life then legged it to a hut where I carved "I was bummed by the Colonial Police and all I got was this lousy AIDS" on the wall. Huzzah!

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