An appeal

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 15th, 2007, 18:03

Friends, robos, countrymen (and foreign types) - lend me your listening orifices.

As some of you may know, the browser game Shartak is fairly popular amongst a small number of us. The game is, to be perfectly honest, not particularly over exciting.

In recent weeks however, we have stumbled up a group/clan who are the complete antithesis of the 5punk ethos - they take the game seriously. Far too seriously. Now you may think I'm being a little churlish here, but these people really are sanctimonious pricks.

All I'm asking is that, if you're interested, pop into the Browser Games forum and help us give these people a nice, big kick up the backside. The majority of the game details can be found in there.

Don't do it for me, do it <strike>for the children</strike> because RO-BO commands!

Edit: Ideally the class to go for is Outsider/Soldier from York. In the 'Clans' section look for 'Colon Police' (note: COLON)

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 15th, 2007, 18:14

Woohoo! These tossbags have accused us of cheating, zerging, trolling, insulting (maybe), being idiots (maybe), being low-brow (definately) and actually harming the game by attacking them. I'm having great fun arguing with them on their forums, but I'm getting a bit bored now so I think I'll start working on hurting them. I can almost guarantee that they'll accuse us of zerging, predictable as they are, but that's what makes this so much fun!

Come on 5punkers, lets show these bastards what we're capable of!

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 15th, 2007, 18:46

* Hehulk demands a guide

Give me a primary commander

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 15th, 2007, 18:48

Hehulk wrote:* Hehulk demands a guide

Give me a primary commander

Good thinking Batman. I'm rubbish and haven't played that much. Someone make a guide to Shartak. Stat!

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 15th, 2007, 18:52

Does it make a differnce between native or outsider?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 15th, 2007, 18:55

outsider, york.

else it'll be very difficult to stage a war

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 15th, 2007, 18:55

Yeah, outsiders can be scientists and things, and will spawn in York where most of the fighting's likely to take place. Natives can do shaman stuff like exorcising spirits. For the purposes of our campaign I'd suggest an outsider with combatty skills.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 15th, 2007, 19:00

Wooyay for blind luck! I'm an outsider/solder

MIkkyo · Post by **MIkkyo** » March 15th, 2007, 19:34

outsider/pirate no ide what to do though

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » March 15th, 2007, 20:25

Griefing people who take a game far too seriously?

Well I'm sold.

*wanders over to the browser games section*

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » March 15th, 2007, 21:29

Righto chaps, got some twatters to kill then

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 15th, 2007, 21:48

owkay, lets see if i can figure this thing out and give them a good oldfashioned belgian beating running away cowardly.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 15th, 2007, 21:55

I just logged into my account, apparently I'm an outsider from Derby and someone called Orphen was surprised to see me where ever I am at the moment, what do I do? I've only played a little since I created my account ages ago.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » March 15th, 2007, 21:58

i just made an account, but i don't understand anything of these weird browsergames (i am Monsieur janssen, in case you might wonder)

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » March 15th, 2007, 22:11

If I help, do I get to bum people hard, often and lube free?

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 15th, 2007, 22:14

I'm on my way to York, this may take some time. I killed a parrot already but that cost me 10 of my 50 HP and the game wouldn't even let me rape it's corpse.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 15th, 2007, 22:42

I'd suggest starting new people in york, getting the hang of stuff, then adding yourself to the colon police and going killy-killy

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 15th, 2007, 22:47

eRabbit wrote:If I help, do I get to bum people hard, often and lube free?

Yep, look for the Colonial Police. They don't like it up 'em.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 15th, 2007, 22:55

Aaaand I'm spent: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Pol ... ry12325473

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » March 15th, 2007, 23:06

Dog Pants wrote:Aaaand I'm spent: http://z7.invisionfree.com/Colonial_Pol ... ry12325473

I saw that just before you posted, I lolled very hard

The ending has an especially nice ring to it.