The colon police willing to consider a surrender

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 13th, 2007, 23:43

only roman fixed it this time

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 14th, 2007, 9:08

FatherJack wrote:Yeah, http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php?title ... on=history

They seem to fix it pretty quickly, but don't update their news section very much. I get a mention, though

FatherJackY is wanted for attacking a York citizen several times. -Given stern talking to.

Did they tell your mum on you?

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 14th, 2007, 11:19

Oh noes! Internet ASBO

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 14th, 2007, 13:46

Just killed old macdonald and guest of the CP

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 14th, 2007, 13:54

I got this yesterday, killed some dude, got hit a few times by some wailing funky shit and then went exploring.

Cashy also said "Good man" and gave me 5 gold coins post-murdering that dude.

Anything I shouldn't be doing? Is there a 5punk hang out? Obviously I attack any and all CP. I worked that bit out for myself. I got 2 GPS thingys, what do they do?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 14th, 2007, 17:24

aahahaha

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czech1 says “Stop fucking zerging kid, before I actually get Simon involved.” (2007-03-14 16:30)

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 14th, 2007, 18:53

Hmm, Colonial Police aren't looking too popular these days.

For anyone who missed it, Derby have broken off their alliance with York. Word on the inside is that people are unhappy with the way the CP are acting (i.e. like they own the place). I alluded to it in my post in their forums, there are several knives aimed at the back of the CP leader waiting to descend at any moment.

We have our own sources you see......

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 14th, 2007, 21:33

Pity. I rather liked the reputation we were getting, but now it looks like we might be swamped with other people doing the same thing but with more dedication. Still, I'm enjoying being able to take the moral high ground and blast their arguments out of the water. It's nice to argue with someone without the hassle of having to make an effort coming up with rational, well though out replies. "ZoMG! you're a zerger u saddo!", hardly Jeremey Paxman. Pity they've stopped replying - maybe I put my argument across too well and peaked too early.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 15th, 2007, 17:37

I'm led to believe any discussions about us are taking place in their hidden forum - 'The Back Room'.

Perhaps the Colon Police should have their own hidden forum - 'The Back Passage'.

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 11:34

Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 11:38

1st one dead.

You attack Old Macdonald for 2 damage. They die.

2nd one found.

-70.369,+26.311

Not enough AP to kill him tho.

Post by **fabyak** » March 16th, 2007, 11:41

anyone know where the trader hut is in york? I may get rezed and go there as I have a load of gold that I would like to trade for bullets so I can hunt them properly

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 16th, 2007, 12:14

fabyak wrote:anyone know where the trader hut is in york? I may get rezed and go there as I have a load of gold that I would like to trade for bullets so I can hunt them properly

http://wiki.shartak.com/index.php/York

Oh, and may I suggest that we stick to teabagging the CP - we don't want to give them any justification to their claims.

EDIT: Didn't mean you by that Fear, well done old chap!

Post by **fabyak** » March 16th, 2007, 12:16

^this

Fear · Post by **Fear** » March 16th, 2007, 12:22

How does one teabag?

I merely proclaimed "Die Zionist scum!!!111" I think.

Post by **fabyak** » March 16th, 2007, 12:33

say *I gently flap my nutsack against your still open eyes as the last glowing embers of your life are extinguished*

that should do it

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 16th, 2007, 12:59

Fear wrote:Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

Cashy you shit!

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » March 16th, 2007, 13:19

fabyak wrote:say *I gently flap my nutsack against your still open eyes as the last glowing embers of your life are extinguished*

that should do it

oh dear I just lolled very loudly

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 16th, 2007, 14:59

Fear wrote:Carved on the side of a hut is some writing. It reads “Fuck you cashtart, kiss my ass, you no good shit stained piece of shit”. (@ -70.369,+26.316)

HA!

Post by **FatherJack** » March 16th, 2007, 16:29

How would one actually notice a shit-stain upon a piece of shit?