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Post by bomberesque »

...of those who've lost a t2 ship to concord for shooting dead stuff

Waiting fro hehulk in 0.8 sec erre-someting today (no I don't blame you hehulk, just framing the situation) I decided to trawl (both of) the belts in my shiney new enyo.

1st belt and some miners appear to be tanking 2 small rats so I leave them to it. One then hails me and asks if I can kill the rats for them. Sure I can.

In I go, alpha both rats all pro-liek then dispatch the wrecks, also alpha strikes. I'm thinking that I like this enyo, it has potential, so I target and let loose on another wreck. This one was yellow...

Suddenly I have an aggro timer. meh, I think.
Suddenly I have no armour. SHIT I think
Suddenly I'm in a pod. *sigh* I think

and all infront of a noob miner who only asked me to dispatch 2 4k rats...

As luck would have it, all the T2 gear survived (only about 4.5M worth, but still, makes the loss a lot easier to get over) so I go back to station, leap in the velator the insurance company have thoughtfully provided me and run straight back out

Lesson 2; killing you once is not enough for the cops

*Sigh* I think

Looking for a friend in local, I see the noob I cleared the rats for. "could you help me" I ask. "sure" he answers. It takes me till the aggro timer's nearly up to convince him that teh cops wont shoot him and then I see a Rook warp in.

*bugger* I whisper under my breath

Noob asks me "the Velator or the Enyo wreck?" I know I am lost

So there i sit, in my pod, watching some neut cow in a rook sally up and empty my T2 gear from my wreck and warp off without a word. She'll probably come back and salvage the wreck later

Interesting lesson 3 though; my Enyo fit reduces to about the same isk loss as losing a T2 light neut/1600mm plate fitted thorax. 12M for those interested

The result on shooting a yellow can would have been the same mind you except that bitchcowcantheif would have got more gear.
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Post by Dolly Parton »

lost 2 BS that way. first one didn't know better the 2nd i was with nuram drunk running mission and thought i was shooting mine, nope.

yeah in empire guys you can only shoot a few things:

1) corp mates
2) war targets
3) idiots who fall for the can trick
4) low security
5) mission rats and objects

and other kinds and this will happen to you

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/sel- ... dokken.avi

i have died every way in that vid ^^^

dp :boogie:
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Post by Wiggy »

Shooting a gate in an Absolution = 200 million down the toilet :lol:
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Post by eRabbit »

Wiggy wrote:Shooting a gate in an Absolution = 200 million down the toilet :lol:
GATE KILLARZ :lol: :lol:
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