Dear FTHR JACK HACKETT,
This mail is confirmation that you have successfully renewed your subscription to Yearly subscription to Xbox Live. This renewal goes into effect on 25 February 2007.
Note, I got it TODAY - three days after the resubscription date. I don't think I've turned my XBox ON this last year, and haven't done any live shit with it since Forza came out. To unsubscribe, you have to ring them up, it says - which would explain why I didn't cancel it last year, due the "can't be arsed" factor.
Dear FTHR JACK HACKETT,
We have recently attempted to charge your Yearly subscription to Xbox Live service to the credit card on file for your account. Please accept this reminder that your credit card has passed its expiration date and needs to be updated.
How I roffled. In your face XBox live, not being arsed to actually do anything: For. The. Win.
As might I, but I'll resubscribe then, it's not like I've done anything particularly fantastic online that I want to keep, my 43323rd best time around Laguna Seca isn't very impressive.