Gmod Hints for the retarded:

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 6th, 2006, 3:41

Comments like:

i had this trouble, i think its berks fault

and

another faaabulous thing about this server
try and paint eyes

Are *WAY* the fuck out of order.

For a start, faaabulous calling is a great way to make a point.

Secondly the server is using the default config AS PUBLISHED ON THE GMOD WEBSITE.

Finally, if there's some issue with any of the servers i run, don't fucking bitch about it behind my back, tell me. else it won't get fixed.

oh, and if you know i don't like you, it's best not to insult me or my servers.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 6th, 2006, 4:58

Just to clarify, a little, generally I don't give a shit about retards bitching on or about my servers.

But in this case it was a 5punker, so should at least have some idea that this is a brand new gmod server that's still in testing etc to see if it's viable, running a brand new version of gmod that no doubt has bugs all over the fucking place.

Not to mention at least some clue of exactly how much time and effort I've put into getting eleven servers running as well as possible for 5punk. (this is helped by people telling me about errors, asking for changes to be made and pointing me in the right direction) not just complaining.

so yeah, my reaction will be a little disproportionate in this case.

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » December 6th, 2006, 8:22

It was Sandwich, LOL

I can't remember what we were talking about, I think it was how cameras can't be moved or something.

And the paint thing seems to be a common problem, pretty much every other server I join doesn't have it working properly.

Post by **Grimmie** » December 6th, 2006, 8:23

Post by **Joose** » December 6th, 2006, 8:31

See, *this* is why we need a proper FAQ:

Teh FAQ wrote:
1) Berk can be a cupcake

2) Sandwich activates mouth without activating brain. Often.

Post by **Dog Pants** » December 6th, 2006, 8:49

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING, BUT IT'S ALL VERY EXCITING!

Also, I feel a more proportional reaction would be leaving a perma-girder-display (if such a thing is possible) saying "Sandwich is a big hairy manbag". With reactions like that all these arguments that are happening lately can amuse us all, rather than making my life more difficult and causing bad Feng Shui.

Sandwich · Post by **Sandwich** » December 6th, 2006, 20:48

hmm. interesting.

I did say those things, but it wasn't in an insultive tone. let me explain. A couple of things don't work on the server, noones annoyed about it or anything, they are only minor things. I said "it's berk's fault", i merely meant i thought it was somethings wrong in ther server config. I was not critisising berks or the work he does as i'm sure we're all greatful for it. I didn't report the matter because i rarely play on the server, it wasn't really an issue.

Now, lets just clear this up, I think of Berk as i do any other 5punker, yet quite clearly given the remark at the bottom, he has a contempt againt me and furthermore i do not think the issue would have been raised if berk did not think that the person in question was having a person pop at his abilities.

anyway i'm sorry if i made you think i was taking a pop at you.

there it is, end of conversation, no need to fan any flames. Please don't turn this in to another flame war

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » December 6th, 2006, 20:50

thanks for clearing that up.

Post by **FatherJack** » December 6th, 2006, 21:08

Dog Pants wrote:making my life more difficult and causing bad Feng Shui.

/rearranges DogPants' furniture

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » December 7th, 2006, 9:35

ZomG T3h Int3rnets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneone

That is all

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » December 7th, 2006, 11:22

Post by **Joose** » December 7th, 2006, 14:05

hehe.

Like I said, if we can accept that sometimes (often) Berk can be a cupcake, and we shouldnt take offence from him, Im sure we can accept that Sandwich is incapable of saying anything without sounding like he is insulting someone, but doesnt mean to.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » December 7th, 2006, 14:37

Joose wrote:hehe.

Like I said, if we can accept that sometimes (often) Berk strokes ponies, and we shouldnt take offence from him, Im sure we can accept that Sandwich is incapable of hating equestrian pursuits

Agreed, don't take what anyone says at face value, just twist it around into making it seem like they love horses (which everyone does anyway)

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 7th, 2006, 19:08

I sensing a lot of sexual tension in this post

Post by **TezzRexx** » December 7th, 2006, 19:46

Roman Totale wrote:I sensing a lot of sexual tension in this post

Horsexual Tension