b3tan poetry site

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 22nd, 2005, 15:01

Seperate to 5punk, but take a look at the following post on b3ta, regarding a new project I have under my sleeve

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/400538

/keeps busy

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 22nd, 2005, 15:12

DO IT!!!

then we can spam it with loads of poorly written poetry about 5punk

(Debunk, thwunk, trunk, junk, monk, skunk, sunk.... i'm out)

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 22nd, 2005, 18:34

mrbobbins wrote:DO IT!!!

then we can spam it with loads of poorly written poetry about 5punk

(Debunk, thwunk, trunk, junk, monk, skunk, sunk.... i'm out)

Orange, purple, silver.........erm

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 22nd, 2005, 20:17

I once had a Spade,
I called him Wade,
He liked to dig,
Holes.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » March 22nd, 2005, 22:19

TezzRexx wrote:I once had a Spade,
I called him Wade,
He liked to dig,
Holes.

Deep.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 22nd, 2005, 23:01

I had one of my B3ta poems turned into a song by Naive Amoeba. If anyone remebers when Feral Chicken did his meatshake foe the newsletter, he was going to follow it up by making clothes out of meat (pussy never went through with it

). Here is the song based on, er, something to do with meat based clothes:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3639341

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 27th, 2005, 22:55

In fact after dabbling with more B3ta poetry (http://www.b3ta.com/talk/409531), yes I would definitely be interested.

CMEast · Post by **CMEast** » March 28th, 2005, 13:21

My first haiku is
work in progress...

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 28th, 2005, 17:31

As soon as I get chance to fart, I will create the website

Sol · Post by **Sol** » March 29th, 2005, 10:26

Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.

/\ credit goes to jamiechalm

Post by **fabyak** » March 29th, 2005, 10:59

Violets are Blue,
Roses are Red,
OMFG!!!11!!111!11!!!! H4X!!
He just shot me in the head

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 29th, 2005, 12:52

Here they come running, dressed in black and white,
angry looking badgers, looking round for a fight,
hear them chant loudly, as they approach the battle floor,
"We're 5punk, we're not very good" they shout with a roar!

/autocomplete

CMEast · Post by **CMEast** » March 29th, 2005, 14:58

Just behind the Battle Badgers
come the Squirrel Soldier Squads
and a couple of cute kittens
to appease the b3ta bods

alliteration rules

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » March 29th, 2005, 15:00

CMEast wrote:Just behind the Battle Badgers
come the Squirrel Soldier Squads
and a couple of cute kittens
to appease the b3ta bods

WiNNaRR!!!1

um.. I mean: That's ace.

Post by **deject** » March 29th, 2005, 17:42

fabyak wrote:Violets are Blue,
Roses are Red,
OMFG!!!11!!111!11!!!! H4X!!
He just shot me in the head

pfffft!

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 29th, 2005, 18:46

I LIKE THESE

CMEast · Post by **CMEast** » March 30th, 2005, 5:26

Stoat wrote:
WiNNaRR!!!1

um.. I mean: That's ace.

Heh thanks although to be honest its a bit dodgy, doesn't flow like it should. I used to be quite the bard when I was younger