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Roman Totale
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by Roman Totale October 30th, 2006, 20:27
And the moral of the story - don't go down on your girlfriend when it's her time of the month.
tandino
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by tandino October 30th, 2006, 20:30
Roman Totale wrote: And the moral of the story - don't go down on your girlfriend when it's her time of the month.
And with good cause!
/Lionel Hutz
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by Dog Pants October 30th, 2006, 21:48
Yay for zombies! Given my penchant for zombies and costumes I'm surprised at myself for not having done it. Still, there's always next year...
amblin
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by amblin October 31st, 2006, 10:04
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by FatherJack October 31st, 2006, 12:23
amblin wrote: Phwoar!
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by Dog Pants October 31st, 2006, 12:35
amblin
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spoodie
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by spoodie October 31st, 2006, 13:29
There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door.
*falls off roof*
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by FatherJack October 31st, 2006, 13:43
amblin
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by amblin October 31st, 2006, 13:51
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friznit
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by friznit October 31st, 2006, 13:56
spoodie wrote: There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door.
*falls off roof*
What has four legs and goes 'shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'?
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by spoodie October 31st, 2006, 14:01
friznit wrote: What has four legs and goes 'shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'?
Rod Hull (and Emu) sliding off a roof?
pffft:
Rod Hull's Pink Windmill
friznit
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by friznit October 31st, 2006, 14:02
spoodie wrote:
Rod Hull (and Emu) sliding off a roof?
Rod Hull's TV!
Fear
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by Fear October 31st, 2006, 14:04
friznit wrote:
? I don't get it....
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by spoodie October 31st, 2006, 14:08
I guess that would work if the TV looked like this:
Your joke needs updating.
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by friznit October 31st, 2006, 14:13
He was fixing the TV aerial when he fell of the roof and hit the ground resulting in terminal injuries. Thusly his TV, being unable to receive an adequate signal to produce anything amounting to qualitative sound and picture, continued to emit an uninterrupted stream of white noise, herein onomatopoeically represented by the term 'shhhhh'. The fact that said TV may or may not have had four legs is open to discussion but for the sake of argument it is a minor irrelevance which is merely a vehicle for adding tempo to what would otherwise be confusing question: "what goes 'shhhh' " would be even more ambiguous thus detracting from the overall intention of the original proposition, that is to say, to provide limited and short lived humour.
Fear
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by Fear October 31st, 2006, 14:16
teh wiki wrote: Hull died in 1999, at the age of 63, after falling from the roof of his house in East Sussex while trying to adjust the television aerial. He and his son had been watching the Champions League fixture between Manchester United and Inter Milan when the picture lost quality.
If i'd had known that before the joke would have been slightly more funny.
There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door. 
