SMARTIES

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 21st, 2006, 3:07

what the fuck have they done to them? no e numbers, the colours are all shitty. wtf?.!?.!?.!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 21st, 2006, 7:48

I DON'T WANT YOUR CRAZY DRUGS, NOW GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU DIRTY SPAMMER

friznit · Post by **friznit** » September 21st, 2006, 7:49

And now they're leaving the country. Nestlé's closing down the plant and moving abroad. Cunts.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 21st, 2006, 7:59

Good riddance, Nestlé are bastards anyway.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 21st, 2006, 8:02

but my smarties......

New, nestle smarties, made in Iraq - May Contain traces of Cyanide....

Post by **FatherJack** » September 21st, 2006, 9:57

They are "all natural" now. They look grotty and the red and orange ones don't make kids hyperactive like they used too. The brown ones are particularly unpleasant-looking.

Post by **Dog Pants** » September 21st, 2006, 10:08

M&Ms > Smarties.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 21st, 2006, 10:16

yes, m&m's own smarties. but there were smarties at work....

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » September 21st, 2006, 10:45

So ... they no longer "have the answer"?

Post by **fabyak** » September 21st, 2006, 10:48

spoodie wrote:So ... they no longer "have the answer"?

I think the best Smarties can claim now is they "know where Google is"

Post by **FatherJack** » September 21st, 2006, 11:07

Only smarties are recalcitrant simians without a fucking clue.

Guybrush · Post by **Guybrush** » September 21st, 2006, 20:20

FatherJack wrote:Only smarties are recalcitrant simians without a fucking clue.

Made me roffle!