Bukkake is down.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 19th, 2006, 4:03

Not my fault (which is fucking nice), will be up asap.

If you need TS between now and whenever, Fear is running a TS server at 84.45.69.74:8878

eion · Post by **eion** » September 19th, 2006, 4:04

*goes and hides in the corner*

Post by **deject** » September 19th, 2006, 4:17

<strike>DOES BERK KNOW ABOUT THIS??????</strike>

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 19th, 2006, 4:20

eion wrote:*goes and hides in the corner*

there was a fucking note there, but you had to press the fucking button, didn't you?

Post by **deject** » September 19th, 2006, 4:22

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
there was a fucking note there, but you had to press the fucking button, didn't you?

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » September 19th, 2006, 4:45

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
there was a fucking note there, but you had to press the fucking button, didn't you?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 19th, 2006, 5:36

Anyway, it's down because:

Satan did it.
Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.
Evil dogs hypnotised the night shift.
Communist revolutionaries taking over the server room and demanding all the computers in the building or they shoot the sysadmin. Poor misguided fools. (i'm looking at you Vlad)
Someone thought The Big Red Button was a light switch.
Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies.
Runaway cat on system.
Luser learning curve appears to be fractal.
Computers under water due to SYN flooding.

Just Pick one.

One set of remote hands have been requested to fix it, another set of remote hands have been requested to break the remote admin's remote fingers.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » September 19th, 2006, 6:41

Dr. kitteny berk wrote: Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.

WINNAR!

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 19th, 2006, 7:46

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies.

STOAT!! I knew it.. first the geekfood, now Bukkake, what next?, the removal of PR0N from the internet?!, when will the madness end??!!1ELEVENTYNINE!!!?&**"£)*&

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » September 19th, 2006, 11:47

Bukkake is back up.

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » September 19th, 2006, 15:01

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Bukkake is back up.

Is Bukkake down?

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » September 19th, 2006, 15:25

Nickface wrote:
Is Bukkake down?

OMFG! IS Bukkake down?!?!! Quick, someone ask Berk

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » September 19th, 2006, 15:58

Hehulk wrote:OMFG! IS Bukkake down?!?!! Quick, someone ask Berk

I reckon he's going to kill us all someday.

At least I'll be one of the last to go because I'm a farther distance than most.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » September 19th, 2006, 16:00

Bukkake has gone down on Berk? Who's?

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » September 19th, 2006, 16:04

Nickface wrote:
I reckon he's going to kill us all someday.

At least I'll be one of the last to go because I'm a farther distance than most.

Unless he's testing his ICBM's

Post by **deject** » September 19th, 2006, 16:28

Nickface wrote:
I reckon he's going to kill us all someday.

At least I'll be one of the last to go because I'm a farther distance than most.

I be farther than ye, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Post by **Roman Totale** » September 19th, 2006, 18:31

deject wrote:
I be farther than ye, HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Colorado: the furthest place from anywhere