BEEFY5PUNK server ordered.

Post by **Dog Pants** » July 29th, 2006, 14:44

Killavodka wrote:just need it filling full of 5punk now...

Like so many other things in my life

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 20:09

Also.

*PLEASE* do not abuse the admin functions, there's absolutely no need for this shit.

[20:33:43] 5punk Gunslinger42 -> !w deject you are now manually being teabagged
WARNING!!! deject YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BEING TEABAGGED
Play fair, don't be a cupcake.
[20:34:08] deject -> !w gunslinger TEABAG YOUR MOM
WARNING!!! 5punk Gunslinger42 TEABAG YOUR MOM
[20:34:47] 5punk* M4niachicken -> !w deject i need you mom quick
WARNING!!! deject I NEED YOU MOM QUICK
All 5punk members are admins. most are drunk.
[Admin: Gunslinger] Dejects mom, rofl
[20:35:37] 5punk* M4niachicken -> !w deject lol noob haxxor ghey fag
WARNING!!! deject LOL NOOB HAXXOR GHEY FAG
[20:35:56] deject -> !w M4niachicken LOL I PWN J00
WARNING!!! 5punk* M4niachicken LOL I PWN J00
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for being Idle!
WARNING!!! deject for having a sexy mom
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for Name Violation!
Play fair, don't be a cupcake.
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for High Ping!
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for Team Killing!
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for Stealing/Shooting Teammates Vehicles!
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for Stealing/Shooting Teammates Vehicles!
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for Stealing/Shooting Teammates Vehicles!
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman for CHEATING --> Padding Stats
All 5punk members are admins. most are drunk.
WARNING!!! sheriff-fatman LOL U SUX
We're all here to have fun - we hope you do.
WARNING!!! deject abusing in game admin rights.
Visit 5punk.co.uk - We run other servers and play many games.
WARNING!!! [5punk]Kitteny_Berk BEING BERK IS PROHIBITED

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of your only warning.

Fred Woogle · Post by **Fred Woogle** » July 29th, 2006, 21:10

Although its bad, it did make me roflmfao alot!

Post by **deject** » July 29th, 2006, 21:30

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:This has been a public service announcement on behalf of your only warning.

fair enough, I think we just needed to get it out of our systems.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 21:34

deject wrote:fair enough, I think we just needed to get it out of our systems.

yup, i understand that, but i think it'd be best if we adminned the same way we do everything - stealth/lazily unless needed.

Post by **deject** » July 29th, 2006, 21:37

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
yup, i understand that, but i think it'd be best if we adminned the same way we do everything - stealth/lazily unless needed.

That is the natural way of the 5punker, lazily. And in our defense, there wasn't anything going on, just us fucking about.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 29th, 2006, 21:38

deject wrote:That is the natural way of the 5punker, lazily. And in our defense, there wasn't anything going on, just us fucking about.

yup, which is why i don't mind so much.

now, go forth and spam the server at everyone you know.

Post by **deject** » July 29th, 2006, 21:47

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
yup, which is why i don't mind so much.

now, go forth and spam the server at everyone you know.

HEY BERK 5PUNK HAS A BF2 RANKED SERVER NOW!!!!

Gunslinger42 · Post by **Gunslinger42** » July 29th, 2006, 21:56

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:Also.

*PLEASE* do not abuse the admin functions, there's absolutely no need for this shit.

...

This has been a public service announcement on behalf of your only warning.

Consider me warned. I'm sure we were all just messing about/testing the ingame admin commands, now that the novelty has wore off I won't be using them unless I really need to warn someone to not be a prat

friznit · Post by **friznit** » July 29th, 2006, 22:24

Code: Select all

Please Choose an Option:

1.  OMG! Bukkake's down! Has anyone told Berk?

2.  OMG! 5punk BEEF is borked!  Someone tell Berk!

3.  zOMG! TS H4x!  Why the fuck can't Berk do Vent?

In case of emergency <strike>break</strike> poke Berk

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 30th, 2006, 0:47

friznit wrote:

Code: Select all

Please Choose an Option:

1.  OMG! Bukkake's down! Has anyone told Berk?

2.  OMG! 5punk BEEF is borked!  Someone tell Berk!

3.  zOMG! TS H4x!  Why the fuck can't Berk do Vent?

4.  I'm retarded and can't wait 30 seconds for a game to load, ask berk.

5.  I can't be arsed to google, ask berk

6.  Anything else, ask berk

In case of anything <strike>break</strike> <strike>poke</strike> annoy the living shit out of Berk

FIX'D

cashy · Post by **cashy** » July 30th, 2006, 1:32

berk does my bum look big in this? also where did i leave my dam house key?

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » July 30th, 2006, 1:37

cashy wrote:berk does my bum look big in this? also where did i leave my dam house key?

yes, your bum looks big in everything, try a diet.

housekey is in the reeeallly deep bit of your trouser pockets.

Post by **Roman Totale** » July 30th, 2006, 6:10

Dr. kitteny berk wrote: housekey is in the reeeallly deep bit of your trouser pockets.

I think he wants you to dig it out for him.