Wahooooooo

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » June 19th, 2006, 12:16

We've sold our house at last

Lets just hope nothing goes wrong in the next few weeks

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 19th, 2006, 12:21

*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » June 19th, 2006, 12:26

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

*looks to the sky for flying jaffa caeks*

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » June 19th, 2006, 12:35

Jolly good,

best of luck an all that

I'm sure a roof covered in melted orangey goo and burnt biscuity bits shouldn't affect the price... too much...

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 19th, 2006, 12:36

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House
*looks to the sky for flying jaffa caeks*

you are the witch from hansel and gretel AICMFP

Post by **deject** » June 19th, 2006, 15:22

wewt!

cashy · Post by **cashy** » June 19th, 2006, 15:35

huzzah! now babyphant can move out of your sock drawer!

Post by **ProfHawking** » June 19th, 2006, 15:53

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House

I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » June 19th, 2006, 16:06

ProfHawking wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House
I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

I can see it now. It's 3am, the neighbours are asleep having had a hard week, when all of a sudden BOOM.

Post by **Roman Totale** » June 19th, 2006, 17:29

Congrats.

May good fortune be with you and you get to move within the year.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » June 19th, 2006, 17:33

ProfHawking wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:*ProfHawking explodes WEY's House
I have a new cunning plan - tree mines

(remote control bird scaring devices. in trees.) I fucking hate magpies

ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

Post by **ProfHawking** » June 19th, 2006, 22:15

cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree

Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » June 19th, 2006, 23:42

ProfHawking wrote:
cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree
Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

I have but one though for this. Oh. His. God.

Post by **ProfHawking** » June 21st, 2006, 19:23

ProfHawking wrote:
cashy wrote: ooo... you could hollow out a tree and fill it with the H.E. of your choice! i would choose napalm, just incase the majority of birds are in another tree
Gah! Napalm is not H.E.!!

Anyway, i've done it already. Will take a pic of the spider like contraption tomorrow.

OK better late than never

Treemines:

Handy bedside controls:

Just dont mistake the buttons for turning off the alarm clock

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » June 21st, 2006, 19:27

* Dr. Kitteny Berk sends SO13 to prof's house.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » June 21st, 2006, 19:36

cashy · Post by **cashy** » June 21st, 2006, 19:44

haha dear lord! i hope they are in well though, if a bird can carry it a distance itd be hard to explain why you just blew your neighbours guttering off the wall

Post by **FatherJack** » June 21st, 2006, 19:47

I predict those images will go viral on a million messageboards if posted under a heading about "a bloke who was pissed off at birds tweeting and waking him up in the mornings". See you in the b3ta newsletter.

cashy · Post by **cashy** » June 21st, 2006, 19:57

ive already shown it to a mate, who said 'who the fuck is mad enough to do that?' i replied: 'someone who detonates jafa cakes'. nuff said realy

Post by **ProfHawking** » June 21st, 2006, 21:21

being woken up at 5am every day would drive anyone mad.

I have to point out - they are very small mines. Even if a bird landed on one when it went off, it wouldnt hurt it.

But it must scare them enough, seems to have done the trick.