I am now officially a nonse (sensible).
After much more drinking it was time to go home and grab a kebab, however let's just say mother nature was calling out number 2 shortly after the kebab, so a nearby pathway behind houses was found.
I have just woken up to found I haven't shat down my trousers, my bum hole is clean, and I don't have pooey fingers. Who needs leaves
Huzzah for drunken pooey situations and my capability to look after myself without defecating into my pulled down Jeans (oooohh errr, well I did have to pay for the kebab)
And yes, I'm still fucked while I wrote this, so expect a quick ninja edit later on when I sobre up and realise how stupid/degrading this post really is





