Punk + Booze + Kebab = Hang Over

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Woo Elephant Yeah
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Punk + Booze + Kebab = Hang Over

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At one point I seen a friend I haven't seen for a while who's a bit of a nutter, ran into the mosh pit with him, seen it getting a bit mental, and thought Fuck That and quietly crept back with my pint

I am now officially a nonse (sensible).

After much more drinking it was time to go home and grab a kebab, however let's just say mother nature was calling out number 2 shortly after the kebab, so a nearby pathway behind houses was found.

I have just woken up to found I haven't shat down my trousers, my bum hole is clean, and I don't have pooey fingers. Who needs leaves :lol:

Huzzah for drunken pooey situations and my capability to look after myself without defecating into my pulled down Jeans (oooohh errr, well I did have to pay for the kebab)

And yes, I'm still fucked while I wrote this, so expect a quick ninja edit later on when I sobre up and realise how stupid/degrading this post really is
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Post by mrbobbins »

Aah that's lovely, like a modern fairytale.

I stayed in to play Counter Strike, drank 6 cans of Grolsch (an error), and got up at 6.30 to come to work. I have had 4 cups of tea so far.
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Post by Woo Elephant Yeah »

mrbobbins wrote:Aah that's lovely, like a modern fairytale.

I stayed in to play Counter Strike, drank 6 cans of Grolsch (an error), and got up at 6.30 to come to work. I have had 4 cups of tea so far.
Mmmm tea, good idea :wink:

*cautiously farts*
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Post by deject »

all I can say is good job not shitting yourself!


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Re: Punk + Booze + Kebab = Hang Over

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Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: when I sobre up and realise how stupid/degrading this post really is
Quite. I'm sure that, however great it is, this isn't something you share with other people...
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Post by TezzRexx »

Sounds like a nice night out!
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Post by Sol »

YAY for punk what did you go see?
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