I NEED HELP!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 13:22

I'm trying to find a good title for my dissertation. The basic study is on domestic-scale wind turbines within northumberland national park, and how the visual impact is balanced against the need for renewable energy developments. My working title now, with some help from berk is:

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Saving the Environment or: How I learned to Mitigate Visual Impact and Love the Wind Turbine

The case of domestic wind turbines in 
Northumberland National Park

Anyone got any better suggestions?

Strawberry Dragon · Post by **Strawberry Dragon** » April 26th, 2006, 14:08

What about :-

"Whining NIMBY twats :- A threat to the future of humanity?"

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 14:13

I would love to. The idea that environmentalists are arguing against wind turbines is one of the most ridiculous things ever. FACT.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » April 26th, 2006, 14:26

I canot good at inglash but I made picture for you cover lol

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 14:26

How about

Northumberland National Park and the
Introduction of
Minor wind turbines:
Balancing the historical countryside with the
Youthful technologies

Too subtle?

/Edit for the pic - its a fantastic one Spoodie, but I'm not quite sure where I could include it.

Post by **FatherJack** » April 26th, 2006, 15:13

Silent But Deadly

Wind: Not in my back yard - use the fucking toilet

Wind Turbines and how they are a lot less ugly than a coal-burning power plant

Trump-eting the bene-farts: Su-stain-able en-arse-gy is it e-guff?

Residents Blow Off Over Local Wind Turbines - Are They Getting A Bum Deal?

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 15:19

That last one made me pffffft myself.
Its tempting, but not quite sure I could get away with it. I'm currently erring towards the initial Strangelove one.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 26th, 2006, 16:09

dose this mean that you are nearly dont and maby Wind turbines blowing us to a better tomorrow

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 26th, 2006, 16:17

Bob47 wrote:dose this mean that you are nearly dont and maby Wind turbines blowing us to a better tomorrow

Right, we need a fucking spell checker on here. NOW.

dyslexia, stupidity, i don't know, but there's no reason not to try to make sense sometimes.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 26th, 2006, 16:37

its dyslexia and i can spell some days

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 26th, 2006, 16:42

Bob47 wrote:its dyslexia and i can spell some days

Easy.

1) Get your parents to have a look at http://www.ddat.co.uk/ they're really very good. (and some of the people there are pretty hot)

2) Take a bit of time to look at what you've typed, if you have trouble, try selecting it, the change in contrast can make stuff a lot more readable.

3) Try to get your head around some of the punctuation at least, that's the thing that really makes your posts unreadable.

4) If you do work better with certain colours, maybe ask WEY if it's possible to get a seperate theme setup that's a bit easier to read for you.

Also, believe it or not, i have some dyslexia and other stuff and didn't even pass my year 9 english SAT.

So yeah, i am gonna be harsh, because i worked my bollocks off learning this stuff for myself.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 26th, 2006, 16:49

Thanks Mr Berk. I will see what i can do.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 17:00

Ignoring all the useful and *almost* nice things,

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:i am gonna be harsh, because its what I do best

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » April 26th, 2006, 17:01

Lateralus wrote:Ignoring all the useful and *almost* nice things,

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:i am gonna be harsh, because its what I do best

True.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 17:04

Anyway, this was MY topic asking for help!

Mum shot down the "Saving the Environment or: How I learned to Mitigate Visual Impact and Love the Wind Turbine

The case of domestic wind turbines in
Northumberland National Park"
idea, but housemate (who is a student at the same Uni, but in a different department) reckons its a good one, so I'm no closer to a decision.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 26th, 2006, 17:58

How wind turbines are a benefit to the planet. Case study: Northumberland National Park

is this any good

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 18:01

Well it is, but its not quite what I'm after. I want something that is more than just a description of whats in the paper, and more amusing too.

The subtitle to my original idea is there to provide some sensible context, but the main bit is a parody of the Stanley Kubrick and Peter Sellers film "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Post by **FatherJack** » April 26th, 2006, 18:06

We've got some smelly gloves at work for carrying servers and I like to do that hand thing that Sellers does in the film. The hours fly by.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » April 26th, 2006, 18:09

damm i didnt know you wanted humour but i should of guessed it.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » April 26th, 2006, 18:09

To be fair I never told you; but yeah, should've guessed