Buy my Russian drugs!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » March 16th, 2006, 3:08

I am a filthy spammer and I love the Urban Dead forum to the point where I spam it under a different username EVERY SINGLE DAY! Boy, that Dog Pants must be doing a great job of moderating it because all my posts disappear sharpish. I sucked him off in order to let me keep this one though.

Buy my Rohagra! Rohypnol with Viagra, a date rape drug for women!

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » March 16th, 2006, 6:54

Well, I tried searching in the Waugh for these to no avail, so I guess I'll just have to buy them from Russian spammers.

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » March 16th, 2006, 8:54

Nah you need Shopping and Bargain Hunting skills them you can search drugstores in malls, the find rate is about 50% for FAK's and 5% for Zombie Viagra, keeps 'em stiff and rigid all night!

Post by **Grimmie** » March 16th, 2006, 9:02

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 16th, 2006, 13:53

mrbobbins wrote:Nah you need Shopping and Bargain Hunting skills them you can search drugstores in malls, the find rate is about 50% for FAK's and 5% for Zombie Viagra, keeps 'em stiff and rigid all night!

pfffftttt

We need russian zombie spam

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 23rd, 2006, 20:23

Let this thread be a lesson to all you spammers! I've seen you hanging around; I've deleted two of you today and I know WEYs bagged a couple too. Now I'm really upset though, because I had to delete Grimmie's cock-slap post. Grrrrr

Post by **Grimmie** » March 23rd, 2006, 23:44

Boo. Slappy cock fun.

I shall have to make a better one for nasty spammers, something animated but simple.
Any ideas?

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 24th, 2006, 8:04

Feel free to put your cock-slap here as a warning of what happens to spammers.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 24th, 2006, 9:11

COCK IN THE FACE!

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 24th, 2006, 9:43

Cock in my face,
and tell me that you love me
I'll cock in your face
and tell you I love you too
Life's pretty sweet
when you're face-slapped with meat
So cock in my cock in my cock in my cock in my FACE!

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 24th, 2006, 10:24

Should I change this forum to "registered"?

The only problem is that we have had visitors posting things on the forum related to Urban Dead, and if I make it registered, they probably won;t bother.

What do you reckon?

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 24th, 2006, 10:31

I reckon we invade Russia and spam them with cups of tea.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 24th, 2006, 10:32

In Russia, Tea invades YOU!!

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 24th, 2006, 10:45

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote:Should I change this forum to "registered"?

The only problem is that we have had visitors posting things on the forum related to Urban Dead, and if I make it registered, they probably won;t bother.

What do you reckon?

We've only had one visitor posting on here haven't we? Personally I'm not that put out by deleting the spam, so I'm happy to leave it. There was one who spammed about ten of the threads with several posts in some cases, but I think that one might have registered anyway.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 24th, 2006, 12:42

Leave it a copule of weeks, and let me know if there's shit loads, and I'll make it registered.

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 18th, 2010, 0:58

Why has this just popped up as a 'new' thread? It's from 2006 for godsake.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » January 18th, 2010, 1:23

More important, why did you post in it?

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » January 18th, 2010, 1:28

Because I'm curious as to why it's appearing as a 'new' thread, that's why.

Stoat · Post by **Stoat** » January 18th, 2010, 1:39

A spammer posted in it. It's gone now. Nothing exciting, sorry.

Post by **HereComesPete** » January 18th, 2010, 1:43