This is Kinda cool

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 0:56

Found this on BFNation, probably old.

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

read it the right way, and you'll get it

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A -- Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said, "YES!" ...

you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading ...

Never be afraid to try something new ...

Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the Titanic!

And Finally ... can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group of people that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the americans in line. Wonder what Parliament stats look like???[/quote]

Post by **TezzRexx** » March 21st, 2006, 1:06

That world leader one was amazing. A TILDE FOR YOU.

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Post by **ProfHawking** » March 21st, 2006, 1:36

old as fuck. im surprised at you berk and you know it

Post by **ProfHawking** » March 21st, 2006, 1:45

also, i have found thebestgifsite

phowar!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 1:56

ProfHawking wrote:
old as fuck. im surprised at you berk and you know it

my logic: If i hadn't seen that, other people probably haven't

cashy · Post by **cashy** » March 21st, 2006, 2:32

i scrolled down early

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 21st, 2006, 8:03

I'd say abort everyone in all the questions. Fuck Beethoven.

/Berk mode activated.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 21st, 2006, 8:07

Dog Pants wrote:Fuck Beethoven.

I did.

Twice.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » March 21st, 2006, 8:20

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
ProfHawking wrote:
old as fuck. im surprised at you berk and you know it
my logic: If i hadn't seen that, other people probably haven't

At least a year ago, if not more. But it's still entertaining

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » March 21st, 2006, 10:04

Well I hadn't seen it and was quite interesting.

Lateralus · Post by **Lateralus** » March 21st, 2006, 12:09

ProfHawking wrote:
old as fuck. im surprised at you berk and you know it

All of this

Silly Berk.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » March 21st, 2006, 12:27

ProfHawking wrote:

...snake, a snake, ohhhhhh its a snake