Screw the zombies...

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 28th, 2006, 18:01

We've got a new enemy gentlemen:

#  Filthy Jenkins said "5 Punk? Fuck that. this is our terf, you fucking pricks. Joe, give em a warning mate." (02-28 02:09 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe said "Looks like you found some sad little pigeons Filthy. A lesson you say ... you mean like this? *cocks shotgun* I never like dogs *shrieks with laughter and shoots Dogpants in the face*" (02-28 02:11 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 4 damage. (02-28 02:12 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:12 GMT)
# Filthy Jenkins said "DIE DOG, DIE!" (02-28 02:13 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:13 GMT)
# Filthy Jenkins attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:13 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:16 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:17 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:17 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:18 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:18 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:19 GMT)
# Filthy Jenkins attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:19 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:19 GMT)
# Filthy Jenkins attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:19 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:20 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:21 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:21 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe said "Finish this pussy off Filthy ... show these feebs what happens when you fuck around on our turf!" (02-28 02:22 GMT)
# Hammerhead Joe attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:22 GMT)
# Filthy Jenkins attacked you for 3 damage. (02-28 02:29 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:29 GMT) ...and again. (02-28 02:29 GMT)

I'm going to PK these fuckers into oblivion.

EDIT: In fact, I suspect from the dialogue that it's one guy zerging.

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » February 28th, 2006, 18:18

Where was this?

Post by **FatherJack** » February 28th, 2006, 18:23

Dog Pants wrote:EDIT: In fact, I suspect from the dialogue that it's one guy zerging.

That was my first thought.

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 28th, 2006, 18:44

randomgazz wrote:Where was this?

In the Waugh, of all places (or possibly outside, I might have messed up).

Post by **Grimmie** » February 28th, 2006, 19:51

I have grown to level six, and as previously said - I will return to the Waugh after the siege has died off. With my handy new skills I should prove a rather handy (and active) cop.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 28th, 2006, 20:07

Those mother lovers! I didn't stop to read all the text, just revived you. On my way back from Curle PD to the south, one of the buildings has graffiti along the lines of "Filthy Jenkins selling drugs in the Waugh".

Hmm, I'm considering moving my other alt over to Waugh to cupcake that TKing in the murray.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 28th, 2006, 20:13

They are holed up in the Acott Arms.

*polishes shotgun and vast array of pistols*

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 28th, 2006, 20:26

REWENGAAAAAAY!

Flithy Jenkins and Hammerhead Joe both dead. 5punk justice is swift and brutal! Teabagged them too.

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 28th, 2006, 20:30

Tomorrow I'm going to bum their re-animated corpses into next week.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » February 28th, 2006, 21:59

Tomorrow I shall pop over to see if I can find them and shoot them in the face

Post by **FatherJack** » February 28th, 2006, 22:19

To be fair to the little twatbollocks zerging wankstain cuntface he did have those 'Drug Den' signs up around the time we moved in.

However, I still want to kill him again and again to impress upon him that it is our 'terf' now.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 28th, 2006, 23:09

Werd, I've now tagged the Acott "5punk - taking down filthy PKers".

Strangley though, only 1 zombie is there and no dead bodies. Barricades are back up to highly barricaded.

I think we are best preparing for reprisals gentlemen.

New section added to the Wiki - Enemies of 5punk. Unfortunately I forgot to get links to their characters, then we could've recognised their zombies/corpses and bullied them via mobile phone text.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 1st, 2006, 7:54

Good job I thought to do it then:

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=108526
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=29207

Note Filthy Jenkins' description: "Please revive"

Awwwww, poor chap having to beg for a revive.

EDIT: For those not in the Waugh who might like to come and lay some smack down, Filthy Jenkins is dead and standing inside the Acott Arms. I've already bummed him and shot him a few times.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2006, 12:47

i kicked his arse into the beer garden, then shut the door (after killing him)

Post by **FatherJack** » March 1st, 2006, 15:25

JackZ killed a zombie somewhere around there, then fell down dead himself. Party on.

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 1st, 2006, 18:36

Their profiles have been added to the Wiki. Can everyone add them to their contacts list? That way we can teabag their zombies in a crowd.

Edit: Look what I done found - their own little page on Wiki, how sweet.

Looks like it was edited by someone called Barry Bravado, who is something to do with this lot.

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 1st, 2006, 19:06

I've heard of RFM and I think they're pretty respectable, although I've never had any dealings with them. I'm assuming they associate with our chums because they're RPers, and normally I'd applaud this if it weren't for the fact they're complete cunts.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2006, 19:15

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Fil ... Biker_Gang

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 1st, 2006, 19:24

Yeah, I spotted that too. I reckon they don't list any members 'cos there's only the one guy with a couple of alts. I only hope he sees our memberlist and decides to get the hell out of dodge.

Not that they can at the moment, because they're both lying dead (and in a compromising position) outside the Acott. Well done chaps!

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » March 1st, 2006, 19:38

hurrah!

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