Ere luv, wanna taste me sausages?

[Dr. kitteny berk]

So, beppy, sausage, truffle and percy are reaching the ends of their useful operational lifespan. Thus they must take on a higher purpose.

Any of you fuckers want some pig? Can pretty much do anything from a full pig down, baconing and sausaging are also possible (Bacon £1.75/KG, Sausage £2.25/KG by the butcher) or do it myself and it not cost a shitload.

Obviously, I can probably make the meat cost less than Tesco's latvian shed pork, but postage may make it all even out a bit. (I'll also struggle to post an entire pig)


See these? you can literally pick one and eat it.

[Dog Pants]

Not sure what else to say really.