Urban Dead - Amusing anecdotes

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » January 25th, 2006, 19:37

Look who I found, We need to recruit this guy!!!!

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=66710

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » February 7th, 2006, 21:59

Roman has been spreading slander about Brobbins all over the mall!!!

<a href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/" target="_blank">http://bobbins.xappy.com/Store/horses.jpg</a>

No really<a href="http://bobbins.xappy.com/Store/horses.jpg" target="_blank">.</a>

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 9th, 2006, 18:31

Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

A: Linda McCartney

I may spray this around Caiger.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 9th, 2006, 18:39

Roman_Totale wrote:Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

A: Linda McCartney

I may spray this around Caiger.

pffft.

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » February 10th, 2006, 17:58

Roman_Totale wrote:Q: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

A: Linda McCartney

I may spray this around Caiger.

I find the false leg gets stuck in my teeth

randomgazz · Post by **randomgazz** » February 10th, 2006, 19:51

You have the wrong wife then.

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 11th, 2006, 13:06

randomgazz wrote:You have the wrong wife then.

Pfft, silly Mr. Woo

mrbobbins · Post by **mrbobbins** » February 17th, 2006, 10:46

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=407874

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 17th, 2006, 10:53

chortle

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » February 18th, 2006, 11:42

Just a zombah trying to get home

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# Kev202 said "Hello everyone...I AM part of mall tour. You should read my profile closer though." (02-17 19:50 GMT)
# Kev202 said "But come on...let's be sensible...join in the Barhah! It's SOOO much fun...sure, I play sides when Im alive, Im alive...but I NEVER have as much fun as when Im sucking brains out of silly harmanz..." (02-17 19:51 GMT)
# Kev202 said "We crack a building, we eat harman brainz, then we go for ice cream and cookies...and then we do it again. If we die, we stand back up and go again, BIG DEAL...Im pleading...there's no reason to keep breathing...it should make you sick" (02-17 19:52 GMT)
# Kev202 said "Join us...even as ferals you are closer to ZOMBAH BARHAH than as filthy harmanz..." (02-17 19:53 GMT)
# Kev202 said "Why do you attack me? Im just spreading the truth" (02-17 19:53 GMT)
# Kev202 said "run2live? rather than attack me with ammo you have to FIND...wouldn't you enjoy using your OWN claws for once? Join...join us" (02-17 19:54 GMT)
# Kev202 said "Well...if you want to kill me...I guess--Back to Barhah!" (02-17 19:56 GMT)
# Kev202 said "By the way, Im at 44 HP because I've been attacked by you filthy harmanz" (02-17 20:00 GMT)
# Kev202 said "if you want experience, I'd be the perfect little XP cow--for healing this time. BARHAH! Why do you harmanz persist anyway?" (02-17 20:00 GMT)
# izzy sparks said "thnaks bendlemen" (02-17 20:01 GMT)
# Bendlemen said "kev its faggots like you that get everyone else killed so lets get on with your undeath so I can headshot you again." (02-17 20:02 GMT)
# Bendlemen killed Kev202. (02-17 20:09 GMT)
# Bendlemen said "fuck you kev! I hope you fucking burn you zombie spy! who needs first aid?" (02-17 20:10 GMT)

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 18th, 2006, 18:29

My Zambah's been having similar problems. I spent a few nights in a police station after some bastard revived me, so I spent my time telling the residents about what life as a zombie is like and talking to the one that broke in. Then I went on an exodus to Caiger, chatting up zombies on the way. I'm now dead again and hanging around the mall.

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 19th, 2006, 11:39

During a discussion about zombie spies and waffles:

Kyle Silverton said "Yeah there's a bar...its right next the sweedish massage area and the lazer beam that can scratch your ass from space..."

Post by **Grimmie** » February 20th, 2006, 11:01

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 20th, 2006, 17:50

# Kain Mol said "Kill me!" (02-20 08:09 GMT)
# A zombie killed Kain Mol. (02-20 08:10 GMT)

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » February 23rd, 2006, 15:17

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You try to add a stool to the barricade, but can't find a place for it.

I ended up putting the stool in the toilet instead.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » February 26th, 2006, 11:10

# Prophet of Truth said "Hey guys, I found this, rock, but it turned out to be a ROCK LOBSTER!!!!" (02-26 03:11 GMT)

hehehe

Post by **Roman Totale** » March 12th, 2006, 22:49

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#  LordGrimmie said "Ah! Apologies Andy." (03-12 12:30 GMT)
# Crall said "He attacked you on purpose! I know him, he's a known zombie spy! I'll leave before he attacks the barricades AGAIN like he did 30 minutes ago! I hope you like having one foot in a grave, fools." (03-12 12:32 GMT)

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 12th, 2006, 23:01

Roman_Totale wrote:

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#  LordGrimmie said "Ah! Apologies Andy." (03-12 12:30 GMT)
# Crall said "He attacked you on purpose! I know him, he's a known zombie spy! I'll leave before he attacks the barricades AGAIN like he did 30 minutes ago! I hope you like having one foot in a grave, fools." (03-12 12:32 GMT)

Gotta love Caiger. That's why I prefer the zombie side of the lines.

Post by **Grimmie** » March 12th, 2006, 23:01

cupcake!

Post by **Dog Pants** » March 12th, 2006, 23:06

Har har har. Grab mah hangan manbag Hambargah!