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[Koakona]

I have not read Tom Holland.

Unfortunately living in Britain I am without the cleaner and drivers I was used to living abroad. I must say having a little fella in a white cap with a stunning moustache beat back the peasantry as I lumber towards the car or an old woman whispering "oh jesus" as she moves furniture after a wild weekend binge is the life for me.

Where can I go to get a butler in this country for £40 a month? or a driver (which comes with car and fuel) for £1/day?

[eRabbit]

Hello there! Enjoy some welcomes!

[fabyak]

I think I'm in love.

Have you:

A. Read Tom Holland
B. Got a butler

If no to either of the above, we shall need to go shopping together.

Is that a euphemism? Also, hello! Welcome and all that

[Wifeyberk]

Welcome Koa.

Do you just let any riff raff on this site or do you have like a website where you go to pick the *special* individuals from? Let it be known, i now fully expect rough videos that no woman should ever want to watch but i'm sure that cow-gut porn is no longer an option as Blind told me that you can't get it off google any more, so HA! Thank God for small mercies.

[ProfHawking]

Don't worry, I'm sure I have some footage that you'll enjoy somewhere round here... *rummages in the archives*

[Dr. kitteny berk]

NOT THE MEAT HOOKS!

[Joose]

AAAAAAAAAAAH THE MEAT HOOKS D:

[HereComesPete]

...Do you just let any riff raff on this site...

Asked and answered.

[Roman Totale]

Werd up

Does this mean, Pete, that you'll be less inclined to post about crafty work wanks, or is it in fact something you're targeted on?