Who's the 5punk Old Fart??

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » January 7th, 2006, 9:54

It's official then??

*/does celebratory Old Man Dance

*Picture isn't of me by the way

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 7th, 2006, 11:09

TheJockGit wrote:It's official then??

*/does celebratory Old Man Dance

*Picture isn't of me by the way

Yeah, we all know that's really you throwing shapes.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » January 7th, 2006, 11:39

TezzRexx wrote:I think the possible peeps who could be around your age are either Vboy or Spoodie.

I'm 31 in about a month, Vboy is about 6+ months younger I think. And for my birthday treat I'll arriving at Tezz's and giving him a slap for suggesting I was around 40! (no offense Jockgit and maybe Wombat)

And for the record ...

ARTHUR: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven.
ARTHUR: I-- what?
DENNIS: I'm thirty-seven. I'm not old.

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » January 7th, 2006, 11:59

Yay for Python Quotes!!! Especially Holy Grail ones.

spoodie · Post by **spoodie** » January 7th, 2006, 12:11

TheJockGit wrote:Yay for Python Quotes!!! Especially Holy Grail ones.

Nevermind Confucius and Sun Tzu, I quote Python for real enlightenment.

Also:

amblin · Post by **amblin** » January 7th, 2006, 16:01

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » January 7th, 2006, 16:27

I turned 23 a month ago.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 7th, 2006, 16:51

amblin wrote:I just wonder what kind of ships we'll be flying in Eve by that time, or whether we'll actually be Pod Pilots!

I fly those thing all too often and I must say, they're a touch on the fragile side.

Post by **Dog Pants** » January 7th, 2006, 17:03

Hehulk wrote:
amblin wrote:I just wonder what kind of ships we'll be flying in Eve by that time, or whether we'll actually be Pod Pilots!
I fly those thing all too often and I must say, they're a touch on the fragile side.

Put Shuttle Armour (TM) around it. Statistics have shown your pod is 84% more likely to survive if you've wrapped a Shuttle around it.

Hehulk · Post by **Hehulk** » January 7th, 2006, 17:37

oh, you mean the 10mm reinforced shuttle plating?

killslay · Post by **killslay** » January 9th, 2006, 18:56

i'm 19, but your as young as you feel... coincidently i feel 19

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » January 10th, 2006, 8:58

im the youngest i think im 14

but 15 soon yay but still i am a young bugger

friznit · Post by **friznit** » January 10th, 2006, 9:22

I was born aged 3. On a leap year. I came to earth in a capsule like Superman. That makes me about 12. Forever

Bazzle · Post by **Bazzle** » January 10th, 2006, 10:38

friznit wrote:Bah and here's me thinking I was in the running for the oldest at 29.
But at least I can be safe in the knowledge I'll still be gaming and spazzing in 10 year's time!"

Jesus, your life will be over in under a year. After all life ends at 30... or does it begin? I can't remember.

Make the most of what youth you still retain.

im the youngest i think im 14 Boogie but 15 soon yay but still i am a young bugger

Having been 15 for a year, i can't recommend it. It's the age when you are at school and you suddenly realise for the first time how easy you've had it up to that point. This gets even worse come A-Levels, but when you get to uni, you've never had it easier. A-Levels were so much harder than uni, its untrue.

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 10th, 2006, 11:11

killslay wrote:i'm 19, but your as young as you feel... coincidently i feel 19

that's me fucked then, right now i feel about 47.

Bob47 · Post by **Bob47** » January 10th, 2006, 15:46

Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
killslay wrote:i'm 19, but your as young as you feel... coincidently i feel 19

that's me fucked then, right now i feel about 47.

there there old timer have a seat

*pulls seat away so he falls on the floor*

Post by **Dr. kitteny berk** » January 10th, 2006, 15:55

Bob47 wrote:
Dr. kitteny berk wrote:
killslay wrote:i'm 19, but your as young as you feel... coincidently i feel 19

that's me fucked then, right now i feel about 47.
there there old timer have a seat

*pulls seat away so he falls on the floor*

*breaks you*

Nickface · Post by **Nickface** » January 10th, 2006, 16:12

I feel like I'm 73 and I drive the car that shows it!

Post by **Roman Totale** » January 10th, 2006, 18:15

I feel like an ageless being, sent from beyond the stars to bring enlightenment and wisdom to the people of Earth.

Although my passport might fool you into thinking I'm 24

bomberesque · Post by **bomberesque** » January 10th, 2006, 18:27

Having been 15 for a year, i can't recommend it. It's the age when you are at school and you suddenly realise for the first time how easy you've had it up to that point.

M8; after 14, it just doesn't stop getting harder...

-You will sweat through 7-9 years of exam study (see caveat about pissing it all up against the wall at uni, below), possibly more if you want to be something silly like a doctor or an architect (don't become an architect, they're rubbish.)

-You will join 000's of others looking for a "fresh Graduate" job that will pay nob all for the first 4 years but you will enjoy because you will be full of beans and ideas how you and your peers will change the way buisnesses are run forever. Perhaps by wearing jeans with a suit jacket, I don't know.

-During this time you will spend *all* of your money on rent, booze and clothes.

-You will give this stupid dream up after 6-8 years when you realise that arsehole middle managers are simply a fact of life and settle into some serious money earning, becoming a fully paid up member of the "he who dies with the most stuff wins" club, possibly as an arsehole middle manager, although this is not fated only probable.

-This will carry on until you are 60 (see caveat about having kids, below)

....until you retire to find out that your mutual funds are worth fuckall^0.5 and the state pension even less. But it won't matter coz you will have a wonderful spouse and a cheap lifestyle, having spent the previous 40 years styudying every possible meaning of the phrase "living within your means".Unless you had kids, in which case it will keep hurting untill you die.

That said; Uni is as easy or as hard as you make it. Go on, piss 4 years up against the wall. So long as you pass it's OK. *No-one* after your first job will ever ask for the grade, unless you went to some super-brainy uni where you will probably study for 4 years straight in any case. I just use mine to get work visas in foreign countries these days.

I'm 36. Bloody kids today

/me waves walking stick in vaguely threatening manner

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