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Jock's Li'l Donna · Post by **Jock's Li'l Donna** » February 25th, 2012, 1:16

Hi there I'm Jockgits beehatch lol ... traumatised... last night he pulled one of his teeth out, then this morning woke up with his son in bed with us (not in a pervy way), god help me... please... (get me out of here!!..lol)

friznit · Post by **friznit** » February 25th, 2012, 1:17

Which bit of Jockgit are you in exactly? We may need the blueprints to work out where the exit is.

Jock's Li'l Donna · Post by **Jock's Li'l Donna** » February 25th, 2012, 1:37

Do you really want that much information, the less you know the safer you are, lol x

Post by **Dog Pants** » February 25th, 2012, 7:39

Hello!

Also commiserations.

Post by **deject** » February 25th, 2012, 7:44

Post by **TezzRexx** » February 25th, 2012, 8:25

Loes!

Post by **fabyak** » February 25th, 2012, 9:18

werd!

Post by **Roman Totale** » February 25th, 2012, 10:34

Werd!

Did he come with instructions? If not we always keep a spare set:

1) The Jockgit should only be fed and watered on single malt - blends or value brands tend to cause excessive Scottishness
2) His teeth should be soaked overnight in a bleach and lime solution - that's how he gets them so sparkly. Remember to remove them from his mouth first, otherwise he'll just drink the solution
3) The catheter is just for decorative purposes - it can be removed without any adverse effects.

Mr. Johnson · Post by **Mr. Johnson** » February 25th, 2012, 10:45

werd!

buzzmong · Post by **buzzmong** » February 25th, 2012, 11:48

Hello!

Post by **tandino** » February 25th, 2012, 12:04

Hello to you! Jock is a great responsibility, not to be taken lightly. He's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

Jock's Li'l Donna · Post by **Jock's Li'l Donna** » February 25th, 2012, 12:09

Roman Totale wrote:Werd!

Did he come with instructions? If not we always keep a spare set:

1) The Jockgit should only be fed and watered on single malt - blends or value brands tend to cause excessive Scottishness
2) His teeth should be soaked overnight in a bleach and lime solution - that's how he gets them so sparkly. Remember to remove them from his mouth first, otherwise he'll just drink the solution
3) The catheter is just for decorative purposes - it can be removed without any adverse effects.

There were a few spare bits that i found in a box, not sure what i am supposed to do with them, the instructions were in Swedish so i am just having to guess by looking at the pictures.

Any thoughts on maintenance? Bits keep dropping off at the moment.

Post by **ProfHawking** » February 25th, 2012, 12:40

Hello!

Yes for Jock maintenance, the notes are on the back of the box. You need to liberally coat the offending parts in branston pickle at least once a fortnight, otherwise they get excessively sweaty.

Good luck!!

TheJockGit · Post by **TheJockGit** » February 25th, 2012, 12:45

I did tell her about the Pickle, but she used Picallili instead, I am currently applying Yoghurt to the sensitive areas to try and stop it burning.

I'm not even going to mention what happened with the Pickled Gherkin.....

Post by **HereComesPete** » February 26th, 2012, 19:48

Hai!

eRabbit · Post by **eRabbit** » February 26th, 2012, 20:40

Hello there!

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