(OFFICIAL) Jolly Christmas THread

Woo Elephant Yeah · Post by **Woo Elephant Yeah** » December 29th, 2005, 9:13

FatherJack wrote: The first seven Discworld books
The two Bunny Suicide books

Neh neh neh neh neh I got the first 8

I started reading the first one last night, and it's really good, all be it a bit hard to follow as there are lots of names of places/people to get used to.

I bought the missus a book by the same author of the Bunny Suicides called "Great Lies To Tell Small Children"

Some of my favourite ones so far are :

Leave drawing pins next to an ants nest, and when it rains they will come out and use them as umbrellas.
It's bad luck to not name every single ant when you see them.
Lion's carry bar code scanners so that they can scan Zebra's to see how much they cost before eating them

The list goes on and on, and the illustrations in the book are brilliant, so if any of you have kids, and want to mentally scar them for life for your own amusement, then I suggest you pick it up

Post by **Joose** » December 29th, 2005, 9:42

Woo Elephant Yeah wrote: Neh neh neh neh neh I got the first 8

I only got one, but then, i already have all the others :D

got plenty of DVD's, some graphic novel stuff, a little iPAQ and a potatoe.

Jinxx · Post by **Jinxx** » December 29th, 2005, 9:45

I got lots of sweets and a gift voucher for the dentist.

pixie pie · Post by **pixie pie** » December 29th, 2005, 13:10

FatherJack wrote: Some beer-flavoured bath gel

Flavoured? Or scented? Actually whichever it is.. I worry for you.

Post by **Roman Totale** » December 29th, 2005, 14:07

- MP3 player
- 2 CDs of The Goon Show
- Coffee and hot chocolate stuff from Whittards
- Set of plates and dishes (in indigo and cream)
- monies
- more monies and gift vouchers from work

With said monies and gift vouchers I bought:

- Cutlery set
- Mugs (also in indigo and cream to match the plates)
- Kettle (Navy blue)
- Toaster (Navy blue)
- Pots and pans (Navy blue)
- Toilet seat (pine)
- Picture frames (for paintings/posters that I've had over a year but are still in the tube).

Post by **FatherJack** » December 30th, 2005, 20:20

Just to copy everyone else I got one of these

LMA2006, Dragonshard and some more beer.

Sol · Post by **Sol** » December 31st, 2005, 11:35

In quote of generals:

Thasa good choice!

Post by **TezzRexx** » December 31st, 2005, 13:04

Soloman wrote:In quote of generals:

Thasa good choice!

GOOD AREA!

Post by **Joose** » December 31st, 2005, 13:45

Can we have some new shoes?

Sol · Post by **Sol** » December 31st, 2005, 15:38

Allied testicle cannon activated.