5punk Meat Shield Award 2011

[Dog Pants]

It's the time of year for the 5punk awards again. Please nominate your entries for the Meat Shield award. Nominees should be the 5punkers who have sacrificed the most to increase the kill to death ratio of the rest of us. These brave paragons of 5punkiness prove that you don't have to be any good to enjoy gaming. Unless we're nominating Pnut, who gets the rage. Nominations end in a week or so or when I can be arsed setting up polls on this thread.

[Mr. Johnson]

Well I'd like to nominate Pnut anyway, the bravest of all Mexican mancs. Time and time again he braved enemy bullets so that we could pass safely, shoot the enemy and retrieve his bullet-riddled body from the scene of battle. Again.

[buzzmong]

I too am voting for the sombrero wearer.

[Roman Totale]

It's difficult to nominate anyone other that pnut for this (well, maybe Buzz for all his dog tags I collected in Baconz). Some of his kill/death ratio scores in thr33f have to be seen to be believed.

[Dog Pants]

maybe Buzz for all his dog tags I collected in Baconz

That clinches this one for me. When Roman, Buzz, Jimmington and myself had a 2v2 in BACON which devolved into a dog-tag competition between Roman and I, Buzz became a very unfortunate victim of collateral damage and racked up more knife deaths than Roman did.

[buzzmong]

To be fair although you two kept managing to knife me over Jimmington, I did rack up a good number of tags from both of you and I think I've got over 20 of Romans with you being only a couple behind Pants.

[Dog Pants]

[Roman Totale]

I got 14 of yours and you have 10 of mine - and I think I only ever got pnut's twice. Might need to change my vote!

[buzzmong]

I could have sworn I had Roman at 14 ages ago and had got more, but it's showing I've claimed 10 apiece for both of you.

[Mr. Johnson]

I've got a lovely new shiny Battlefield 3 dogtag that belongs to one Buzzles.

Just putting that out there.

[Roman Totale]

[HereComesPete]

Pnut.

[FatherJack]

I'm chuckling at Pants, Roman and Buzz's conversation which kind of mutually nominates themselves. "There was this one time" "Yeah, but this other time" "..in my defense"

[Dog Pants]

That spilled over onto Steam last night when Roman came up with some evidence just as Buzz logged into BACON to check the facts. My chortles meant I had to explain to an unimpressed Mrs Pants.

[Mr. Johnson]

It seems the only way to settle this is a real life knife fight next bash.

[Dog Pants]

Bagsy the Crocodile Dundee line

[buzzmong]

Bagsy the Crocodile Dundee line

You fucker.

[Anery]

I could have sworn I had Roman at 14

[Dog Pants]

[Roman Totale]

I never recovered