SLA Industries: Hunting the Machine

[Grimmie]

Grimmie waves.

Er, shit.. Now what? We don't look like sewer maintenance.

[Joose]

Unless that thing don't work, or there's no one watching, the softly softly approach is out.

[deject]

Well shit. Of course they have cameras. I don't think they'd care if we tried to play it off like we don't care about the factory. We can either try our luck and head in or retreat now.

[The Shutting Downs]

We don't look like sewer cleanas, but we do look like Op's on a carrien hunt.

[deject]

Maybe if we walk away all nonchalantly?

[Grimmie]

Nonchalantly? Grimmie's not good at that.

He throws his arms up in the air and pulls that "What the fuck are we doing down here face", before pushing Eraser on the shoulder with Bertha's butt (heehee).

C'mon! No dick-brained sewage-eaters down here! Turn around.

Of course, they might recognise Hal's face.. Sssoo.. Good try.

[Joose]

I'll try and be inconspicuous. I'm a short arse, and im behind a stormer, a lanky git and an armoured wraith raider, so thats got to give me some positive modifiers, surely? Of course, its an unskilled roll, soooo...

1,9. -3 = 7. Great.

[The Shutting Downs]

Eraser pushes Bertha back into Grimmie and watches him stager back

[Dog Pants]

I think you guys just invented a new comedy show. The Keystone Ops.

[The Shutting Downs]

Get on to Langley quick, think of the merchandising line!

[deject]

I told you idiots there's no carrien or pigs or manchines this far up. Let's head back, this looks like a dead end.

[Roman Totale]

I was confident there's be pigs here - usually they gather around places with food, garbage, water and sewage. Near a pub should have been ideal hunting grounds for them. If we're going closer to the wall I'd rather go up top and head that way rather than trying to navigate these sewers - who knows where they might lead.

[deject]

If I don't get something I can mount on my wall soon I'm going to be pissed.

pissed being angry of course, not drunk.

[Dog Pants]

Well the camera looks thoroughly convinced by the Oscar winning performance. What next?

[deject]

let's go down a level and approach more carefully to the next entrance.

[Dog Pants]

Hide and detect rolls then please.

[deject]

Hide (4): 8, 5 + 4 = 17
Detect (4): 5, 4 + 4 = 13

[The Shutting Downs]

Hide: 7,5,+2 Total:14

Detect: 6,3,+4 Total:13

[Roman Totale]

Hide: 5,3,+0 = 8

Detect: 4,5,+8 = 17

[Dog Pants]

Well you all spot the camera at the next door down, similar to the last. Whether or not you got away without it spotting you I'll let you judge by your rolls.