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GRIMMMMMIIIIEEEEEEEE
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Grimmie you fabulous birthday bastard! Stop eating cake and smack a carrien!
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Gah, I've been distracted by Rift and Portal 2. Moving on.

PHASE 2

The carriens are piling past Grimmie and Dirk, now in a rout. You can leave them to flee if you like, or try to kill them as they escape.

Grimmie - 0m
Dirk - 0m
Eraser - 33m
Deject - 9m

Deject, Eraser, Grimmie please.
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I'd say we've probably killed enough of them at this point. Anyone else want to just call it?
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Let Grimmie and Dirk Smack a couple whilst the rest flee, and we'll call it.
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For my phase 2 action I'll give Eraser a high-five.
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Deject High 5's the air above his head.

Eraser looks on confused from 24m away...
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Air five then. :P
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Post by Grimmie »

I think I got demoralised when I couldn't whack a carrien because they were too far away, and then didn't know when I was allowed to.

Wat do?
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You could do it when the distance from them to you reached 0m. I'd have let you at 1m too I suppose. It's at 0 now as they rush past you if you'd like to bonk one.
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Post by Grimmie »

POW! Right in the kisser!

Unarmed Combat
7,8 +4 = 19

Strength/3 = 3

Mutilator Glove
DAM 5 PEN 3 AD 3
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You catch a struggling one with blood on it as it dries to dodge past you. The glove punches into its torso and it collapses at your feet.
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Shit yeah, glove!
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Voltaire's Angry Glove?
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Are we happy to let the rest of the Carriens flee into the darkness then? This combat feels like it's been going on for months.
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yes, they flee, we be fantastic amoungst the corpses
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Phew. Epic.

Okay, there are dozens of dead carriens littering the tunnel. In the gauss train carriages that you can see there are faces pressed against the windows watching. Mina and her cameraman finish filming the fleeing carriens and turn back to you.

In the meantime a small metal door opens in the side of the tunnel wall near where Eraser is and a helmet peers out.
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Bring to bear
Eraser wrote:You betta have a SCL card an quick...
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Quick they are. The door opens and a guy in Blocker protrudes his chest, pointing frantically at the SCL card attached to it.
Cube Face Squad Leader wrote:Woah woah woah! Operative, man!
He glances about.
Cube Face Squad Leader wrote:Wow, you guys really cleaned up those carriens.
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Eraser lowers the Mangler
Eraser wrote:Well, thas been tried by tha bad guys before, disgused as ops, can't be too careful
And he heads off to collect his knives, calling the Cameraman over to show the teams handiwork on the bodies.
Eraser wrote:See that one? Knife right thru tha hand, how accurate ya gotta be to make that shot
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