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by Dog Pants » April 18th, 2011, 16:36
Okay, moving on then.
PHASE 5
They start running again, but they look like they're now going to avoid Dirk and Grimmie, rather than heading for them.
Grimmie - 3m
Dirk - 0m
Eraser - 31m
Deject - 19m
All to go.
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by deject » April 18th, 2011, 16:47
More running. I plan on doing a flying jump kick when I get there.
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by Grimmie » April 18th, 2011, 17:03
Was my punchytime innefectual then?
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by Dog Pants » April 18th, 2011, 17:05
Yep, you were still 5m away.
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by The Shutting Downs » April 18th, 2011, 18:13
They're gonna hit the camera crew!
Eraser will unsling the Mangler and bring to bear, like wot he's seen Grimmie do, he seems to hit more than Eraser does so it's a start
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by Roman Totale » April 18th, 2011, 18:58
I shall punch a Carrien using my Bruce Lee style Martial Arts:
Martial Arts (4) - Lighting (3)
5,8,+1 = 14
I honestly expected to fail that roll. Do I use Dex to determine damage (as it is the governing stat of MA) or is it still Strength?
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by Dog Pants » April 18th, 2011, 20:51
Still strength.
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by Roman Totale » April 18th, 2011, 21:07
Using DPB Gash Fist, Damage is 4 + 2 for a total of 6
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by Dog Pants » April 18th, 2011, 21:37
It reels at the slashes you produce across its chest.
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by Roman Totale » April 18th, 2011, 21:45
You know, that might be my first successful punch throughout the entire campaign. From memory the only other time I've used Martial Arts is to grapple with a fat man (Born to the Overkill).
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by deject » April 18th, 2011, 23:09
Roman Totale wrote: You know, that might be my first successful punch throughout the entire campaign. From memory the only other time I've used Martial Arts is to grapple with a fat man (Born to the Overkill).
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by Dog Pants » April 22nd, 2011, 7:22
Nobody else then? Okay,
PHASE 1
The Carriens look to be fleeing. Through Grimmie, Dirk and the camera crew.
Grimmie - 0m
Dirk - 0m
Eraser - 30m
Deject - 14m
All to act.
EDIT: I'm away for the weekend, so take your time.
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by deject » April 22nd, 2011, 16:41
deject screaming wrote: COME BACK HERE YOU TRASH!
I'll continue running.
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by Roman Totale » April 22nd, 2011, 18:08
Dog Pants wrote: EDIT: I'm away for the weekend, so take your time.
I will go to your house and climb on the furniture.
Dirk, however, will clout the nearest Carrien to him:
Martial Arts (4) - Lighting (3)
2,2,+1 = 5
Swing and miss!
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by deject » April 22nd, 2011, 18:16
Hope the camera didn't catch that.
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by Roman Totale » April 22nd, 2011, 18:25
If I follow through with a moonwalk they'll think I was dancing.
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by Dog Pants » April 22nd, 2011, 20:24
Roman Totale wrote: I will go to your house and climb on the furniture.
Aha! Well since you're in Surrey and I'm in Lancashire then I'll drop by Manchester and raid your fridge.
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by Roman Totale » April 22nd, 2011, 20:29
I swear those heads weren't in there when I left.