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Try, try again!

9, 2 + 3 = 14

4 PEN, 9 DMG, 2 AD.
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I'm still standing my ground until they get closer (within 10m). Also I would like to say "flash" to Grimmie - I'm sure he'll know what I mean from previous times.
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We're on camera, I'm not sure disrobing is the best idea.
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deject wrote:We're on camera, I'm not sure disrobing is the best idea.
We'll get top billing on all the stations!
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Eraser doesn't tear the carrien's spine out, but he does do a good job on exposing it. The thing is launched several feet and lands in a bloody heap.

Deject can't get a proper swing while contained in a net with two struggling carrien. The good news is, they seem to be struggling to get out now rather than attacking.

PHASE 4

Grimmie - 17m
Dirk - 24m

Deject, Eraser, Grimmie please.
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Post by Roman Totale »

Dog Pants wrote:Grimmie - 17m
Dirk - 24m
Sorry, I've been retarded. Rather than holding my ground for the past few phases I want to have been moving to catch up with Grimmie - in my head I was stood next to him and didn't notice I was still behind.
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No problem, you're only a few meters behind him. You could say you're just a little slow.
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Who else is around me, or is it just Deject in a net with his new friends?
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Just the three of them and an assload of dead carriens. Any survivors are rapidly in retreat.
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I'd like to get out from under the net in that case.

As per Pantsu, PHYS (11) - 4: 10, 4 + 7 = 21
Son of a bitch!
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Is it worth me spraying for Phase 2 and 4, or are they all legging it?
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They're legging it towards you. Apparently they haven't noticed the carnage behind them.
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Post by Grimmie »

Pistol
3,10 +1 = 14

At last! Jeeeesus.

Auto Support
3,10 +6 +3 (grouping) = 22

Pew pew pew! All three rounds hit.
Should I roll for my absence in phase 2?
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Post by The Shutting Downs »

I'm going to throw one of my Kick Murder knives at one of the carrien going for Grimmie!

Throw 5 (22m short range, 39m max range)

5,9,+5
Total:19

So taking into account range, that should hit...

PEN 2 DAM 7 AD 2
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Deject - You throw the net off and slip under the edge, leaving the two carriens tangled up.

Grimmie - Yes, you can retcon 2. You hit three of them, it seems to make them angrier.

TSD - The knife arcs down the tunnel and plants itself squarely in the back of one of the rearmost carriens. It stops and starts flailing at the knife, trying to pull it out.

PHASE 5

There's under half of the original horde left, about 20.

Grimmie, Dirk - 13m
Eraser, Deject - err, about 25m I think.

All to act.
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Still holding
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Phase 2 Pistol
10,3 +1 = 14

Auto Support & Grouping
10,3 +9 = 22

Three hits, sir!

Phase 5 Pistol
2,1,+1 = 5

:faint:

I think I've shot 12 or 15 bullets so far.
I suppose I'll either reload later, or fist some carrien.
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The rounds disappear into the mass of carriens, and they keep coming.
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If there are any carrien still under the net, I'd like to attack them, if not then I will pick the net up and chase the remaining carrien for more attacking.
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There are two, making a bad attempt at a three-legged race.
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