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A man rings up the Lib Dems for a copy of their manifesto.

"We've sold out," comes the reply.

"Yes, I know that," the man says. "I just want a manifesto."

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Badum-tish!
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34[/media]
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA[/media]
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What's pink and sounds awful?

Pink.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eXj97stbG8[/media]
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Post by The Shutting Downs »

Wiggy wrote:What's pink and sounds awful?

Pink.
What's got nine arms and sounds like crap?

Def Leppard
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Post by Mr. Johnson »

what has 4 legs and works at McDonalds?


The rest of Nirvana.
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What do you call a dog with wings?

Linda McCartney.



A lot less funny after she died, unfortunately.
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Post by Guybrush »

Dog Pants wrote:What do you call a dog with wings?

Linda McCartney.



A lot less funny after she died, unfortunately.
I'm also pretty sure that joke is older than most of the peeps on here - showing our age there! :P
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What do vegetarian worms eat?

Linda McCartney!
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Post by Anhamgrimmar »

whats yellow and lives off a dead beatle?

Yoko Ono

/ahem

Did you hear about the failed terrorist attack in wolverhampton?

Some one tried to blow up a bus, but they burnt their lips on the exhaust
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Late contender for biggest groaner of 2010?

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Found on another forum

There's a new craze around the night clubs where you fill a girls vagina with vodka and sip it through a straw. Doctors have heard this and are warning against the dangers of minge drinking.
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